Comments on: Fictional Cheerleader Biography: Casie http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:15:50 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: Dannelke http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53792 Dannelke Mon, 12 May 2008 19:51:55 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53792 God I miss her. God I miss her.

]]> By: Rocco http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53748 Rocco Mon, 12 May 2008 16:25:07 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53748 I married a girl who when we first met I said: "That's not the kind of girl you marry." Insane: check. Daddy issues: check. Alcoholic: check. Cheating slut: check. Cheerleader: check. Smoking hot blonde: check. At least it only took 3 years to kick her out of the house. And my vindication, you ask? Repo'd car and a felony forgery. I hope she gets 4-7. I'm sure her pics are on the interwebs. I married a girl who when we first met I said: “That’s not the kind of girl you marry.” Insane: check. Daddy issues: check. Alcoholic: check. Cheating slut: check. Cheerleader: check. Smoking hot blonde: check. At least it only took 3 years to kick her out of the house. And my vindication, you ask? Repo’d car and a felony forgery. I hope she gets 4-7. I’m sure her pics are on the interwebs.

]]> By: jujrok http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53692 jujrok Mon, 12 May 2008 02:42:23 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53692 equally erudite ladies and gents assembled, what i take from this is the ladies consider sex to be, generally, a means to an end. the gents consider it to be an end in itself - until the pursuit of psycho pussy becomes an existential crisis. then the nuts retract so far there's no extracting them. fight or flight indeed. it still amazes me that through the millenia, at least among men, the drive to know God and other things subjectively holy has dimmed but the drive that has amplified is men's desire to experience the perfect fuck. i guess this is why female porn stars have become the new secular goddesses and internet porn the new religion. i've also noticed that, come about 3 am on a saturday morning, i'm ok with that. further proof, there's no fighting the zeitgeist. especially with a hardon. equally erudite ladies and gents assembled, what i take from this is the ladies consider sex to be, generally, a means to an end. the gents consider it to be an end in itself – until the pursuit of psycho pussy becomes an existential crisis. then the nuts retract so far there’s no extracting them.

fight or flight indeed.

it still amazes me that through the millenia, at least among men, the drive to know God and other things subjectively holy has dimmed but the drive that has amplified is men’s desire to experience the perfect fuck. i guess this is why female porn stars have become the new secular goddesses and internet porn the new religion.

i’ve also noticed that, come about 3 am on a saturday morning, i’m ok with that.

further proof, there’s no fighting the zeitgeist. especially with a hardon.

]]> By: Naptown Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53688 Naptown Drew Mon, 12 May 2008 00:42:46 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53688 @mamacita L'Chaim...I wish for you a hundred years of success, but it's my time. @mamacita

L’Chaim…I wish for you a hundred years of success, but it’s my time.

]]> By: Ben http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53673 Ben Sun, 11 May 2008 18:04:18 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53673 @J-No: I don't think you're my brother, but you should at least thank the stars I got out of it before we had kids. @J-No: I don’t think you’re my brother, but you should at least thank the stars I got out of it before we had kids.

]]> By: make it snow http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53670 make it snow Sun, 11 May 2008 17:09:11 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53670 To this day I'm still not sure whether it was an actual invisible cat, or just an imaginary one. To this day I’m still not sure whether it was an actual invisible cat, or just an imaginary one.

]]> By: J-No http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53667 J-No Sun, 11 May 2008 13:33:13 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53667 My idiot brother married this girl. My idiot brother married this girl.

]]> By: what http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53654 what Sun, 11 May 2008 06:15:12 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53654 @smurphette: ok. how? @smurphette: ok. how?

]]> By: Chuck Finley http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53651 Chuck Finley Sun, 11 May 2008 05:44:03 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53651 I had a wife like that once. I had a wife like that once.

]]> By: containshotliquid http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/fictional-cheerleader-biography-casie.html/comment-page-2#comment-53648 containshotliquid Sun, 11 May 2008 04:05:22 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=1890#comment-53648 I thought her name was Becca and she was Jewish but still an anti-Semite. And instead of a legitimate pregnancy scare she told you she was pregnant just to see how you'd react. @MadmanMundt. Holy shit man. Congratulations. But watch your back in public. I thought her name was Becca and she was Jewish but still an anti-Semite. And instead of a legitimate pregnancy scare she told you she was pregnant just to see how you’d react.

@MadmanMundt. Holy shit man. Congratulations. But watch your back in public.

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