Don’t Get Too Comfortable, Honey. You’ve Got A Date With My Handicam Tonight


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40 Responses to “Don’t Get Too Comfortable, Honey. You’ve Got A Date With My Handicam Tonight”

  1. Otto Man Says:

    Who’s he going to fuck? The blonde or the hoodie on the guy behind him?

  2. Drave Says:

    Is that Belichick? Never seen him without the sweatshirt and scowl.

  3. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    On a tangentially-related note, did anybody know that Roger Goodell is married to Fox anchorwoman Jane Skinner (she of the “top cock” youtube clip)? I just found this out. Think Bellichick’s gonna make a move on her?

  4. bizzo5000 Says:

    He’s Lil’ Cheney?

  5. putridstinkstar Says:

    The image to the far left corner is indicative of what he crams up her anus. Proverbial.

  6. Sherrill-Theory Says:

    @Gino — If you’re going to reference a “top cock” youtube clip, common courtesy dictates you post the link.

  7. Upstate Underdog Says:

    Is that Belichick’s daughter? And good to see the douchebags behind him wearing their hats backwards while inside.

  8. Upstate Underdog Says:

    here you go Sherrill

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_u8eDH8V8

  9. Pemulis Says:

    loafers with no socks means you know those shoes are going to stink to high heaven

  10. Upstate Underdog Says:

    He must be waving to Matt Walsh.

  11. futuremrsrickankiel Says:

    BAHAHA so clubs are going to start getting fined when their players get disciplinary suspensions now?? Good lord, the Bengals are going to have to quadruple their ticket prices to cover those fines.

    Belichick is a pimp, go Celtics, homerism homerism blah blah blah.

  12. johndewar Says:

    Actually, he’s probably waving to the guy that’s married to the blonde he’s with.

  13. TF Says:

    Has anyone alerted hotchickswithdouchebags.com of this scene?

  14. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    The anal intruder in the left corner is a “Shilelagh”. The loafers without socks thing means he’s an under-cover cop posing as a swinger so he can bust a coke/prostitution ring.

  15. Animal Mother Says:

    Watch out Bill! There are some gangstas sitting right behind you. I can’t tell if they’re Bloods or Crips, so don’t throw up any signs unless you’re strapped.

  16. Pemulis Says:

    dont worry animal mother, he’ll find a way to reeeeeeeeech those keeeeeeeds

  17. Dan From Chicago Says:

    WithLeather identifies her as Sharon Shenocca – some guy’s now ex wife that Bill’s been banging for well over a year now.

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/02252007/news/regionalnews/sugar_daddy_belichick_regionalnews_susan_edelman.htm

    // way to much time on my hands this morning.

    /// Yeah Bulls 1st Pick – don’t screw it up or trade it – Chicago Homerism – Until they mess the pick up

  18. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Those are Andy Reid’s kids

  19. leaf Says:

    No 6 inch heels? Girl could have slutted it up at least a little bit, for Mr. Grumpy.

  20. Bounty Bowl Says:

    Jay and Silent Bob totally got sweet seats for the Celtics game.

  21. devang Says:

    Bill’s other playbook

    http://ciaspycraft.com/index.html

  22. rusrus Says:

    He had to ditch the socks because there was no toilet paper at the Arbys on the way over.

  23. Bassett Says:

    Actually it’s Linda Holliday, according to the Herald … Belichick got hoes in different area codes!! It’s almost as if he likes cheating …

    http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/2008_05_21_The_stars_were_out_for_the_Celtics_/

    http://sportsbybrooks.com/bill-belichick-wrecks-another-marriage-after-being-seen-with-linda-holliday-in-atlanta-12517

  24. Upstate Underdog Says:

    nice work Bassett. I love how she has already been married 3 times.

  25. Dan From Chicago Says:

    Thanks, Bassett for the update – it is so difficult to tell Belichick’s cheap women without a scorecard.

    /going back to fantasy hoe league draft

  26. porky1 Says:

    ChowdAIR? ChowdAIR? It’s CHOWDAH! SAY IT, FRENCHY!!!

  27. jackin'4beats Says:

    Next thing you know Belichick is gonna start wearing wide brim hats, full length mink coats and platform heels when he’s seen out on the town with one of his hoes.

    Kinda like this.

  28. jackin'4beats Says:

    Let’s try that one again…

    this

  29. Oops Pow Surprise Says:

    Belichick is the real MILF Hunter

  30. asdf Says:

    the kid on the left is belichick’s son stephen

  31. markett Says:

    My mom says he’s a real nice…..hey, wait a second!

  32. ognihs Says:

    david garrard is not impressed. he’s got girls with more wrinkles, varicose veins, age spots, whatever you’re into.

  33. Animal Mother Says:

    You fine a guy $500,000 for cheating and now he has to appear in public without socks and with someone else’s wife. Who knew it would leave Bill strapped for cash. Maybe he’ll think twice next time.

  34. pistolabus Says:

    he clearly got her because of his good looks

  35. Fa Cube Itches Says:

    Looks like Cliff Robertson and his tutor from “Charly”

  36. Gern Says:

    That looks like any generic boner-pill commercial. The only thing missing is those gay-ass side by side bathtubs. What’s up with that anyways?

  37. Jeff Says:

    What He Smells Like:
    Shirt starch, Aramis, loafer sweat, Roger Goodell’s sphincter.

  38. jujrok Says:

    Like Mr Garrard, Mr Belichick knows dem hos. Although the demographic’s different, she still looks like she could suck the caps off Bill’s teeth.

  39. My Name Be Balack Obama Says:

    it’s amazing that Patriot’s fans still have this guy’s back. He cheated, and they still love him.

    Of course, Ted Kennedy killed someone, and they still love him, too.

    Folk’s ain’t bright up north….

  40. Charley Varrick Says:

    Every one of these posts deserves a gold star…all of you should be writing for Hollywood sitcoms because you’re all funny…lol

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