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Every one of these posts deserves a gold star…all of you should be writing for Hollywood sitcoms because you’re all funny…lol
it’s amazing that Patriot’s fans still have this guy’s back. He cheated, and they still love him.
Of course, Ted Kennedy killed someone, and they still love him, too.
Folk’s ain’t bright up north….
Like Mr Garrard, Mr Belichick knows dem hos. Although the demographic’s different, she still looks like she could suck the caps off Bill’s teeth.
What He Smells Like:
Shirt starch, Aramis, loafer sweat, Roger Goodell’s sphincter.
That looks like any generic boner-pill commercial. The only thing missing is those gay-ass side by side bathtubs. What’s up with that anyways?
Looks like Cliff Robertson and his tutor from “Charly”
he clearly got her because of his good looks
You fine a guy $500,000 for cheating and now he has to appear in public without socks and with someone else’s wife. Who knew it would leave Bill strapped for cash. Maybe he’ll think twice next time.
david garrard is not impressed. he’s got girls with more wrinkles, varicose veins, age spots, whatever you’re into.
My mom says he’s a real nice…..hey, wait a second!
the kid on the left is belichick’s son stephen
Belichick is the real MILF Hunter
Let’s try that one again…
this
Next thing you know Belichick is gonna start wearing wide brim hats, full length mink coats and platform heels when he’s seen out on the town with one of his hoes.
Kinda like this.
ChowdAIR? ChowdAIR? It’s CHOWDAH! SAY IT, FRENCHY!!!
Thanks, Bassett for the update – it is so difficult to tell Belichick’s cheap women without a scorecard.
/going back to fantasy hoe league draft
nice work Bassett. I love how she has already been married 3 times.
Actually it’s Linda Holliday, according to the Herald … Belichick got hoes in different area codes!! It’s almost as if he likes cheating …
http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view/2008_05_21_The_stars_were_out_for_the_Celtics_/
http://sportsbybrooks.com/bill-belichick-wrecks-another-marriage-after-being-seen-with-linda-holliday-in-atlanta-12517
He had to ditch the socks because there was no toilet paper at the Arbys on the way over.
Bill’s other playbook
http://ciaspycraft.com/index.html
Jay and Silent Bob totally got sweet seats for the Celtics game.
No 6 inch heels? Girl could have slutted it up at least a little bit, for Mr. Grumpy.
Those are Andy Reid’s kids
WithLeather identifies her as Sharon Shenocca – some guy’s now ex wife that Bill’s been banging for well over a year now.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/02252007/news/regionalnews/sugar_daddy_belichick_regionalnews_susan_edelman.htm
// way to much time on my hands this morning.
/// Yeah Bulls 1st Pick – don’t screw it up or trade it – Chicago Homerism – Until they mess the pick up
dont worry animal mother, he’ll find a way to reeeeeeeeech those keeeeeeeds
Watch out Bill! There are some gangstas sitting right behind you. I can’t tell if they’re Bloods or Crips, so don’t throw up any signs unless you’re strapped.
The anal intruder in the left corner is a “Shilelagh”. The loafers without socks thing means he’s an under-cover cop posing as a swinger so he can bust a coke/prostitution ring.
Has anyone alerted hotchickswithdouchebags.com of this scene?
Actually, he’s probably waving to the guy that’s married to the blonde he’s with.
BAHAHA so clubs are going to start getting fined when their players get disciplinary suspensions now?? Good lord, the Bengals are going to have to quadruple their ticket prices to cover those fines.
Belichick is a pimp, go Celtics, homerism homerism blah blah blah.
He must be waving to Matt Walsh.
loafers with no socks means you know those shoes are going to stink to high heaven
here you go Sherrill
http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Y_u8eDH8V8
Is that Belichick’s daughter? And good to see the douchebags behind him wearing their hats backwards while inside.
@Gino — If you’re going to reference a “top cock” youtube clip, common courtesy dictates you post the link.
The image to the far left corner is indicative of what he crams up her anus. Proverbial.
He’s Lil’ Cheney?
On a tangentially-related note, did anybody know that Roger Goodell is married to Fox anchorwoman Jane Skinner (she of the “top cock” youtube clip)? I just found this out. Think Bellichick’s gonna make a move on her?
Is that Belichick? Never seen him without the sweatshirt and scowl.
Who’s he going to fuck? The blonde or the hoodie on the guy behind him?