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	<title>Comments on: Dear Miss Jenkins</title>
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		<title>By: Karen</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/dear-miss-jenkins.html/comment-page-1#comment-56873</link>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, Jesus. 
BDD, if I had a cock, this post would have given me the biggest boner ever. Instead, it made me laugh so hard I farted. I immediately blamed it on the old lady next to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Jesus.<br />
BDD, if I had a cock, this post would have given me the biggest boner ever. Instead, it made me laugh so hard I farted. I immediately blamed it on the old lady next to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 02:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Otto Man: When does this meeting begin?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Otto Man: When does this meeting begin?</p>
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		<title>By: thisboyspunout</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/dear-miss-jenkins.html/comment-page-1#comment-55735</link>
		<dc:creator>thisboyspunout</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 01:56:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please, Please more Joe Clark.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please, Please more Joe Clark.</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/dear-miss-jenkins.html/comment-page-1#comment-55725</link>
		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 23:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Also on the playlist: The Labyrinth featuring stolen babies, talking doorknobs, and David Bowie’s bulge semi-seducing (a not quite of age) Jennifer Connelly.&lt;/i&gt;

&quot;Bret, Bret?... Bret! It&#039;s 1986 David Bowie from the movie &quot;Labyrinth.&quot;&quot;
&quot;Yeah, I know.&quot;
&quot;So you showed your penis to the man at the greeting-card company?&quot;
&quot;That was your idea.&quot;
&quot;I didn&#039;t mean something like that. I only meant something like ... I don&#039;t know, wear makeup or ... &quot;
&quot;Yeah, I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my wanger.&quot;
&quot;I meant on your face, Bret. On your face.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Also on the playlist: The Labyrinth featuring stolen babies, talking doorknobs, and David Bowie’s bulge semi-seducing (a not quite of age) Jennifer Connelly.</i></p>
<p>&#8220;Bret, Bret?&#8230; Bret! It&#8217;s 1986 David Bowie from the movie &#8220;Labyrinth.&#8221;"<br />
&#8220;Yeah, I know.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;So you showed your penis to the man at the greeting-card company?&#8221;<br />
&#8220;That was your idea.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I didn&#8217;t mean something like that. I only meant something like &#8230; I don&#8217;t know, wear makeup or &#8230; &#8221;<br />
&#8220;Yeah, I was wearing makeup. I had lightning bolts on my wanger.&#8221;<br />
&#8220;I meant on your face, Bret. On your face.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: smurphette</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/dear-miss-jenkins.html/comment-page-1#comment-55724</link>
		<dc:creator>smurphette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 23:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Secret of Nimh was also the centerpiece of the animated mice adventure genre, which included The Rescuers, The Rescuers Down Under, and An American Tale.  I don&#039;t know what it was about animated mice fighting against the odds, but my 4-yr old self was enthralled.

Um, dick joke?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Secret of Nimh was also the centerpiece of the animated mice adventure genre, which included The Rescuers, The Rescuers Down Under, and An American Tale.  I don&#8217;t know what it was about animated mice fighting against the odds, but my 4-yr old self was enthralled.</p>
<p>Um, dick joke?</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/dear-miss-jenkins.html/comment-page-1#comment-55722</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 22:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Naptown Drew
Yes. Good call on &quot;Labyrinth&quot;. I love Jim Henson&#039;s stuff, but man, there was some creepy shit going on with all those puppets. Oh yeah, and every KSK reader has had impure thoughts about &quot;Labyrinth&quot;-era Jennifer Connelly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Naptown Drew<br />
Yes. Good call on &#8220;Labyrinth&#8221;. I love Jim Henson&#8217;s stuff, but man, there was some creepy shit going on with all those puppets. Oh yeah, and every KSK reader has had impure thoughts about &#8220;Labyrinth&#8221;-era Jennifer Connelly.</p>
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		<title>By: Naptown Drew</title>
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		<dc:creator>Naptown Drew</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 22:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@gino &amp; lil

Also on the playlist:  &lt;i&gt;The Labyrinth&lt;/i&gt; featuring stolen babies, talking doorknobs, and David Bowie&#039;s bulge semi-seducing (a not quite of age) Jennifer Connelly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@gino &amp; lil</p>
<p>Also on the playlist:  <i>The Labyrinth</i> featuring stolen babies, talking doorknobs, and David Bowie&#8217;s bulge semi-seducing (a not quite of age) Jennifer Connelly.</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 21:47:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;@Otto Man: Ayn Rand? +1, dude.&lt;/i&gt;

When it comes to intellectual masturbation, there&#039;s no one better.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>@Otto Man: Ayn Rand? +1, dude.</i></p>
<p>When it comes to intellectual masturbation, there&#8217;s no one better.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/dear-miss-jenkins.html/comment-page-1#comment-55717</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 21:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Lil Lebowski
Another fucked up kids&#039; movie is &quot;The Dark Crystal&quot;. Good God, even the good guys were creepy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Lil Lebowski<br />
Another fucked up kids&#8217; movie is &#8220;The Dark Crystal&#8221;. Good God, even the good guys were creepy.</p>
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		<title>By: Man Bear Pig</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/dear-miss-jenkins.html/comment-page-1#comment-55716</link>
		<dc:creator>Man Bear Pig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 21:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice one, BDD. Best post in weeks ... math don&#039;t work at night, indeed.

@TG: I wish I had a girl that looked good. I would call her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice one, BDD. Best post in weeks &#8230; math don&#8217;t work at night, indeed.</p>
<p>@TG: I wish I had a girl that looked good. I would call her.</p>
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