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	<title>Comments on: Alonzo Spellman’s Clown Burgers Are Made From 100% Clown Meat!</title>
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		<title>By: www.PartMule.com &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Mule Trails</title>
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		<dc:creator>www.PartMule.com &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Mule Trails</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 14:23:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] &#62; Alonzo Spellman&#8217;s clown burgers are made from 100% clown [KSK] [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] &gt; Alonzo Spellman&#8217;s clown burgers are made from 100% clown [KSK] [...]</p>
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		<title>By: EDSBS &#187; Archive &#187; CURIOUS INDEX, 5/21/08</title>
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		<dc:creator>EDSBS &#187; Archive &#187; CURIOUS INDEX, 5/21/08</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 13:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] up! The stacks of chips never lined up! There must be five ice cubes in this drink! FIVE! BTW, Alonzo Spellman thinks you&#8217;re a total wuss, [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] up! The stacks of chips never lined up! There must be five ice cubes in this drink! FIVE! BTW, Alonzo Spellman thinks you&#8217;re a total wuss, [...]</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-clown-burgers-are-made-from-100-clown-meat.html#comment-54742</link>
		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 14:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bobcat Goldthwait approves of this product.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bobcat Goldthwait approves of this product.</p>
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		<title>By: caffeine</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-clown-burgers-are-made-from-100-clown-meat.html#comment-54732</link>
		<dc:creator>caffeine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 12:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't know about this. A bad clown can really fuck you up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know about this. A bad clown can really fuck you up.</p>
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		<title>By: Daveybeq</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-clown-burgers-are-made-from-100-clown-meat.html#comment-54729</link>
		<dc:creator>Daveybeq</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 06:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet at the clown slaughterhouse there's a sign that's hung above the entrance that says, "send in the clowns"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet at the clown slaughterhouse there&#8217;s a sign that&#8217;s hung above the entrance that says, &#8220;send in the clowns&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Spatula</title>
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		<dc:creator>Spatula</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 01:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"Does this taste funny to you?"

I laughed so hard that milk shot out my nose

And I haven't had milk in a week.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Does this taste funny to you?&#8221;</p>
<p>I laughed so hard that milk shot out my nose</p>
<p>And I haven&#8217;t had milk in a week.</p>
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		<title>By: TF</title>
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		<dc:creator>TF</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@John John

When I grow up, I want to go to bovine university!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@John John</p>
<p>When I grow up, I want to go to bovine university!</p>
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		<title>By: Tophand</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tophand</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was wondering why the circus never comes to Columbus anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was wondering why the circus never comes to Columbus anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-clown-burgers-are-made-from-100-clown-meat.html#comment-54717</link>
		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You sure you won't take 236,790,720,466,309,000,000.00 in Malaysia Ringgits?  I've so got to get rid of this fuckin' currency.  Gotdamn Malaysians!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You sure you won&#8217;t take 236,790,720,466,309,000,000.00 in Malaysia Ringgits?  I&#8217;ve so got to get rid of this fuckin&#8217; currency.  Gotdamn Malaysians!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/05/alonzo-spellman%e2%80%99s-clown-burgers-are-made-from-100-clown-meat.html#comment-54716</link>
		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 21:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Alonzo,
This European Union shit is confusing the hell out of me. In lieu of Greek Drachmas, will you take Irish Pounds, Guilder, Deutsche Marks, Francs or Pesetas?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Alonzo,<br />
This European Union shit is confusing the hell out of me. In lieu of Greek Drachmas, will you take Irish Pounds, Guilder, Deutsche Marks, Francs or Pesetas?</p>
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