I mean that’s a hail-damaged ass and all, but why is T.O. looking at the dude?
TheDirty.com reports that Terrell Owens has a cameo appearance in a hardcore porn spread (NSFW, dumbass) on BangBros.com. We aren’t 100 percent convinced this is legit, but it could be the start of a new career arc. Start out as the lowly Smiling Bystander, move up the ranks to Surprised Delivery Boy and sooner or later he could be pulling in major roles like Open-Minded Professor or Athlete Plowing Cougar in Locker Room.
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Jergen’s? Jergen’s?
Try K-Y warming liquid.
No, really – try it.
More importantly, that counts as a gigantic ass?
You tagged the post with gigantic asses, Terrell Owens. Isn’t that repeating yourself?
T.O. on a Bangbros site? It’s amazing the lengths the Cincinnati police will go to entrap a black NFL player. First C. Henry now this shit. No justice no peace.
Santonio Holmes would have been a better casting decision.
If you dont think I clicked on the ‘gigantic asses’ tag even tho I’m at work, you don’t know me at all.
Maybe TO’s holding out for the shemale muscular-type like A-Rod?
It’s just a matter of time until someone from the NFL shows up at beaverbong.com.
No way that’s Leinart. That whore is at least 21.
Nicolette Sheridan is crying tears of unfathomable sadness after being slighted for this broad…
/never watched Desperate Housewives
/i swear
why is T.O. looking at the dude
because its southbeach?
Ummmm I can’t believe that no one has touched on Jeep guy’s creepy resemblance to Matt Leinart. This could be a profitable new business venture for the duo… or at least just STD-a-riffic.
BangBros.com. I am familiar with their work. Generally, much more classy than that. And by that I mean TO. Not the gouged ass.
InTheVIP was booked?
what is martin lawrence doing in a porn film?
Apparently a dude in a jeep.
what is martin lawrence doing in a porn film?
This one should have been filed under “Bad MS Paint”. Perhaps while they were airbrushing the dents out of that girl’s ass they decided to get a bit more creative.
I think the plot that TO will use when he “stars” in one of these movies will involve him doing situps in his driveway.
T.O. MIGHT be looking at the guy, but the guy is CLEARLY looking at T.O., so what the hell is his problem?
Ocho Cinco better have an Ocho+Cinco if he wants to have a porn career.
/lame joke too
That is one giant ass.
And the chick is nasty too!
Zing!
/lame joke
Did I just type “Johnston?”
J-o-h-n-s-o-n.
Chad Johnston has already put in a call to Brazzers.