T.O. says get your popcorn Jergen’s ready!!!
I mean that’s a hail-damaged ass and all, but why is T.O. looking at the dude?
TheDirty.com reports that Terrell Owens has a cameo appearance in a hardcore porn spread (NSFW, dumbass) on BangBros.com. We aren’t 100 percent convinced this is legit, but it could be the start of a new career arc. Start out as the lowly Smiling Bystander, move up the ranks to Surprised Delivery Boy and sooner or later he could be pulling in major roles like Open-Minded Professor or Athlete Plowing Cougar in Locker Room.
Tags: gigantic asses, Terrell Owens
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April 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Chad Johnston has already put in a call to Brazzers.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Did I just type “Johnston?”
J-o-h-n-s-o-n.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:35 pm
That is one giant ass.
And the chick is nasty too!
Zing!
/lame joke
April 21st, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Ocho Cinco better have an Ocho+Cinco if he wants to have a porn career.
/lame joke too
April 21st, 2008 at 11:46 pm
T.O. MIGHT be looking at the guy, but the guy is CLEARLY looking at T.O., so what the hell is his problem?
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 am
I think the plot that TO will use when he “stars” in one of these movies will involve him doing situps in his driveway.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
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April 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 am
This one should have been filed under “Bad MS Paint”. Perhaps while they were airbrushing the dents out of that girl’s ass they decided to get a bit more creative.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:26 am
what is martin lawrence doing in a porn film?
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:36 am
what is martin lawrence doing in a porn film?
Apparently a dude in a jeep.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:37 am
InTheVIP was booked?
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 am
BangBros.com. I am familiar with their work. Generally, much more classy than that. And by that I mean TO. Not the gouged ass.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 am
Ummmm I can’t believe that no one has touched on Jeep guy’s creepy resemblance to Matt Leinart. This could be a profitable new business venture for the duo… or at least just STD-a-riffic.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:41 am
why is T.O. looking at the dude
because its southbeach?
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:49 am
Nicolette Sheridan is crying tears of unfathomable sadness after being slighted for this broad…
/never watched Desperate Housewives
/i swear
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 am
No way that’s Leinart. That whore is at least 21.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
It’s just a matter of time until someone from the NFL shows up at beaverbong.com.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:23 am
Maybe TO’s holding out for the shemale muscular-type like A-Rod?
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 am
If you dont think I clicked on the ‘gigantic asses’ tag even tho I’m at work, you don’t know me at all.
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Santonio Holmes would have been a better casting decision.
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:19 pm
T.O. on a Bangbros site? It’s amazing the lengths the Cincinnati police will go to entrap a black NFL player. First C. Henry now this shit. No justice no peace.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
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April 22nd, 2008 at 4:54 pm
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April 22nd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
You tagged the post with gigantic asses, Terrell Owens. Isn’t that repeating yourself?
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:27 pm
More importantly, that counts as a gigantic ass?
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Jergen’s? Jergen’s?
Try K-Y warming liquid.
No, really – try it.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 am
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