With Santonio Holmes matching his team record for pictures of his dick hitting the intarwebs, it was only a matter time before Steelers kicker Jeff Reed responded with more drunken debauchery.
An anonymous reader sends these pics of Jeff getting to be a pretty pretty princess for a day in Vegas.
Unrelated but amusing: A girl at the Steelers bar I go to in D.C. has several times said that her dream death would be to have Jeff Reed crush her head between his thighs. I’m going to bet he’d be willing to oblige.
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Doesn’t anyone else notice how HOW that chick is he is holding? Love Vegas.
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Doesn’t anyone else notice how HOW that chick is he is holding? Love Vegas.
Doesn’t anyone else notice how HOW that chick is he is holding? Love Vegas.
Swing4,
What is wrong with pittsburgh? u must still live in the 80′s
That guy on the right knew what was coming, he really wanted to get the fuck out of that picture,
i not smire about this
Isn’t that girl in the last picture from Bang Bros?
How much do you wanna bet he’s the guy the kids he helps go to for liquor?
Also: total douche.
One of about 100 guys in the NFL that aren’t manly enough to get away with feminine stuff as a part of their schtick.
See: Larry Johnson as Grandmama; Chris Cooley’s short shorts
The caption for the 1st picture should be:
“Can you smeeeellllllllllllll what the skippy is cookin’?”
Yes, our kicker wants to be pretty! What’s wrong with that?
OK, a lot.
/hangs head in shame over this entire off season.
She wants to die how? Yikes. Well, whatever stirs your Tang, I guess.
Actually, no, that’s pretty messed up.
everyone
Who says kickers totally suck?
No one likes a guy with pepperoni nipples.
@Shinons
I like how at the end, the groom is reported wearing one shoe. Which is a nice start for a Pittsburgh dentist. Maybe he can do a root canal today and earn that other loafer.
I don’t know. Weddings in Pittsburgh look pretty awesome.
By the way, those tags read like the worst game of $64,000 Pyramid I’ve ever seen.
“pittsburgh steelers… totally fucking hammered ….”
“uh, …. xmas ape!”
One more guy who doesn’t understand that “Jesus Christ Pose” was mocking guys like him.
Does that bib say “I *heart* dick”?
Well, he is in better shape than those photos of him in that bar that hit last year.
The ones where he looked like Lloyd Bridges in “Airplane”?
I hate to jump to conclusions when I see photos like these, but I think he may have developed a drinking problem as the result of repressing something major in his personal life.
Like how much he fucking hates living in Pittsburgh.
Big deal. Pat Summerall drank 100 mai tais on a Hawaiian vacation in 1960 and eloped with Frank Gifford.
Rest of sash:
“… NEW DOLPHINS QUARTERBACK”
Bride to Be… is Jeff Reed planning on going to prison?
Well, he is in better shape than those photos of him in that bar that hit last year.
Ape, you forgot “Steelers will release Reed in three…two…” as a tag.
I sure hope Tommy from Kwinzee isn’t a Basketball fan cause his C’s are getting beat down and the corwd looks like its majority “dahhkie”
Even Mike Vanderjagt thinks Jeff Reed has a drinking problem.