Tiara And Sash a Good Look for Drunken Kickers
With Santonio Holmes matching his team record for pictures of his dick hitting the intarwebs, it was only a matter time before Steelers kicker Jeff Reed responded with more drunken debauchery.
An anonymous reader sends these pics of Jeff getting to be a pretty pretty princess for a day in Vegas.
Unrelated but amusing: A girl at the Steelers bar I go to in D.C. has several times said that her dream death would be to have Jeff Reed crush her head between his thighs. I’m going to bet he’d be willing to oblige.
Tags: drunken kickers, pittsburgh steelers, totally fucking hammered, xmas ape
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April 29th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Even Mike Vanderjagt thinks Jeff Reed has a drinking problem.
April 29th, 2008 at 1:12 am
I sure hope Tommy from Kwinzee isn’t a Basketball fan cause his C’s are getting beat down and the corwd looks like its majority “dahhkie”
April 29th, 2008 at 1:14 am
Ape, you forgot “Steelers will release Reed in three…two…” as a tag.
April 29th, 2008 at 1:21 am
Well, he is in better shape than those photos of him in that bar that hit last year.
April 29th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Bride to Be… is Jeff Reed planning on going to prison?
April 29th, 2008 at 1:34 am
Rest of sash:
“… NEW DOLPHINS QUARTERBACK”
April 29th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Big deal. Pat Summerall drank 100 mai tais on a Hawaiian vacation in 1960 and eloped with Frank Gifford.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:08 am
I hate to jump to conclusions when I see photos like these, but I think he may have developed a drinking problem as the result of repressing something major in his personal life.
Like how much he fucking hates living in Pittsburgh.
April 29th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Well, he is in better shape than those photos of him in that bar that hit last year.
The ones where he looked like Lloyd Bridges in “Airplane”?
April 29th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Does that bib say “I *heart* dick”?
April 29th, 2008 at 8:46 am
One more guy who doesn’t understand that “Jesus Christ Pose” was mocking guys like him.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:17 am
By the way, those tags read like the worst game of $64,000 Pyramid I’ve ever seen.
“pittsburgh steelers… totally fucking hammered ….”
“uh, …. xmas ape!”
April 29th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I don’t know. Weddings in Pittsburgh look pretty awesome.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:37 am
@Shinons
I like how at the end, the groom is reported wearing one shoe. Which is a nice start for a Pittsburgh dentist. Maybe he can do a root canal today and earn that other loafer.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:39 am
No one likes a guy with pepperoni nipples.
April 29th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Who says kickers totally suck?
April 29th, 2008 at 10:40 am
everyone
April 29th, 2008 at 10:58 am
She wants to die how? Yikes. Well, whatever stirs your Tang, I guess.
Actually, no, that’s pretty messed up.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Yes, our kicker wants to be pretty! What’s wrong with that?
OK, a lot.
/hangs head in shame over this entire off season.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
The caption for the 1st picture should be:
“Can you smeeeellllllllllllll what the skippy is cookin’?”
April 29th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
One of about 100 guys in the NFL that aren’t manly enough to get away with feminine stuff as a part of their schtick.
See: Larry Johnson as Grandmama; Chris Cooley’s short shorts
April 29th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
How much do you wanna bet he’s the guy the kids he helps go to for liquor?
Also: total douche.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Isn’t that girl in the last picture from Bang Bros?
April 29th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
i not smire about this
April 29th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
That guy on the right knew what was coming, he really wanted to get the fuck out of that picture,
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Swing4,
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May 1st, 2008 at 11:26 am
Doesn’t anyone else notice how HOW that chick is he is holding? Love Vegas.
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