Things Jets Fans Booed at the Draft
First-round pick Dustin Keller
The New England Patriots
Books
Mother Teresa
Endangered seals
Two handfuls of newborn kittens
Tags: can't believe they cheered for Gholston, captain caveman
First-round pick Dustin Keller
April 28th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
You forgot “Dignity,” “Human Decency,” and “Low-Carb Bagels.”
April 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Shit, I would boo Low-Carb Bagels too. Fuck that, I want my bagels to be loaded with carbs and smothered in high-fat cream cheese.
*sips gravy*
April 28th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Actually, I heard they had the kittens battered and deep fried, and then booed them when there wasn’t any honey mustard for dipping.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
they weren’t booing, they were saying boo-urns.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Steeler fans cheered the endangered seal, noting that it would look great on a kaiser roll.
April 28th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
…because they’re fat.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Raiders fans cheered Mother Teresa, pointing out that nuns are great in bed.
(…because they’re all rapists.)
April 28th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Was Chad Pennington in the building? I’m sure there were some boos just at the sight of him.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
newborn cats are the worst.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Seriously tho…..fuck books.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Also somehow booed booing.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I also heard jets fans booed when Mort refused to take his top off.
April 28th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Other things include:
Liberty, White Slips, The Alamo, Band-aids, Las Vegas, Christmas, Immigrants, Popeye, Democrats, Republicans, sportsmanship.
[/Fuck yeah]
April 28th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Wait, I thought they were encouraging the seal to show off its knockers?
April 28th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Let’s look on the bright side - at least they cheered mullets, teased hair and Zubaz pants. That’s got to count for something right???
Bueller?
Bueller?
April 28th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
The nuns are all rapists, or Raiders fans are all rapists?
April 28th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
@HHY: Nice fonts, asshole!
April 28th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
@Moof!
If only we knew how BDD really felt about cats…
April 28th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
@ underdog,
They weren’t booing, they were saying “chewing”.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Not shown.
Kittens were then decapitated and the heads were sent to be ground into Satan, Bill Belicheck’s, morning coffee.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
That Mother Theresa is so smug.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
If booing two handfuls of newborn kittens is wrong, I don’t ever want to be right.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
fuck da jets. they r the worst. fuckin guys put me through so much torture the past 28 years im sick of their draft. trade up to get DUSTIN KELLER!!! LOL guy woulda been there in the 3rd round! our QBs suck so lets draft ERIK AINGE instead of WOODSON, DIXOn or COLT BRENNAN (GUY HOLDS LIKE 100 RECORDS). the torture continues
April 28th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
They’re not saying “boo,” they’re saying ‘booooooooobs.”
April 28th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
@G:
Both. But the Raider fans are bigger assholes about it.
April 28th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
STOP. YELLING. AT. ME.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
@G,
They also booed dangling modifiers.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Can two handfuls of kittens do 37 bench reps? I don’t think so…
April 30th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
[...] is what the world thinks of Jets fans … [...]
May 1st, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Mother Theresa has a noodle arm and doesn’t fit in our 3-4 scheme. Bottom line: free cap space and booooooooo
July 7th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
you mean there are still JETS fans….go figure, probably head trauma victims…they’ll boo everything…..it’s the only sound they can make….
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
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