Things Jets Fans Booed at the Draft
04.28.08
First-round pick Dustin Keller
The New England Patriots
Books
Mother Teresa
Endangered seals
Two handfuls of newborn kittens
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First-round pick Dustin Keller
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you mean there are still JETS fans….go figure, probably head trauma victims…they’ll boo everything…..it’s the only sound they can make….
Mother Theresa has a noodle arm and doesn’t fit in our 3-4 scheme. Bottom line: free cap space and booooooooo
Can two handfuls of kittens do 37 bench reps? I don’t think so…
@G,
They also booed dangling modifiers.
STOP. YELLING. AT. ME.
@G:
Both. But the Raider fans are bigger assholes about it.
They’re not saying “boo,” they’re saying ‘booooooooobs.”
fuck da jets. they r the worst. fuckin guys put me through so much torture the past 28 years im sick of their draft. trade up to get DUSTIN KELLER!!! LOL guy woulda been there in the 3rd round! our QBs suck so lets draft ERIK AINGE instead of WOODSON, DIXOn or COLT BRENNAN (GUY HOLDS LIKE 100 RECORDS). the torture continues
If booing two handfuls of newborn kittens is wrong, I don’t ever want to be right.
That Mother Theresa is so smug.
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Kittens were then decapitated and the heads were sent to be ground into Satan, Bill Belicheck’s, morning coffee.
@ underdog,
They weren’t booing, they were saying “chewing”.
@Moof!
If only we knew how BDD really felt about cats…
@HHY: Nice fonts, asshole!
The nuns are all rapists, or Raiders fans are all rapists?
Let’s look on the bright side – at least they cheered mullets, teased hair and Zubaz pants. That’s got to count for something right???
Bueller?
Bueller?
Wait, I thought they were encouraging the seal to show off its knockers?
Other things include:
Liberty, White Slips, The Alamo, Band-aids, Las Vegas, Christmas, Immigrants, Popeye, Democrats, Republicans, sportsmanship.
[/Fuck yeah]
I also heard jets fans booed when Mort refused to take his top off.
Also somehow booed booing.
Seriously tho…..fuck books.
newborn cats are the worst.
Was Chad Pennington in the building? I’m sure there were some boos just at the sight of him.
Raiders fans cheered Mother Teresa, pointing out that nuns are great in bed.
(…because they’re all rapists.)
…because they’re fat.
Steeler fans cheered the endangered seal, noting that it would look great on a kaiser roll.
they weren’t booing, they were saying boo-urns.
Actually, I heard they had the kittens battered and deep fried, and then booed them when there wasn’t any honey mustard for dipping.
Shit, I would boo Low-Carb Bagels too. Fuck that, I want my bagels to be loaded with carbs and smothered in high-fat cream cheese.
*sips gravy*
You forgot “Dignity,” “Human Decency,” and “Low-Carb Bagels.”