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	<title>Comments on: The New Phone Books Are Here!</title>
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		<title>By: Dan</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-52045</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 15:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You stole the Steve Martin joke from Keith Mills doing sports on 98 Rock earlier in the morning. I heard it on my drive into DC about 7:30 this morning. Weird that this is a DC based blog and you happen to be able to listen to that same radio station - which made the same movie reference about 4 hours earlier.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You stole the Steve Martin joke from Keith Mills doing sports on 98 Rock earlier in the morning. I heard it on my drive into DC about 7:30 this morning. Weird that this is a DC based blog and you happen to be able to listen to that same radio station &#8211; which made the same movie reference about 4 hours earlier.</p>
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		<title>By: BigPhillyMan</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48841</link>
		<dc:creator>BigPhillyMan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We get occasional distractions from the other sports, but like an absentee father, nothing can replace the void left by football (unless you&#039;re a girl, in which case stripping should do the trick.)

So if your a guy, wouldn&#039;t watching girls strip have that same effect?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We get occasional distractions from the other sports, but like an absentee father, nothing can replace the void left by football (unless you&#8217;re a girl, in which case stripping should do the trick.)</p>
<p>So if your a guy, wouldn&#8217;t watching girls strip have that same effect?</p>
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		<title>By: JS</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48839</link>
		<dc:creator>JS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 08:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ J.L. White

Didn&#039;t you soulless LA vermin have TWO teams that you wouldn&#039;t support? Why take the Saints from a city that loves them (and a state that guarantees them massive profit)?

Now go die in an earthquake.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ J.L. White</p>
<p>Didn&#8217;t you soulless LA vermin have TWO teams that you wouldn&#8217;t support? Why take the Saints from a city that loves them (and a state that guarantees them massive profit)?</p>
<p>Now go die in an earthquake.</p>
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		<title>By: Unsilent Majority</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48831</link>
		<dc:creator>Unsilent Majority</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;what? not a fan of mini-muffins?&lt;/i&gt;

can&#039;t pop the top. those things suck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>what? not a fan of mini-muffins?</i></p>
<p>can&#8217;t pop the top. those things suck.</p>
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		<title>By: wayexhillrat</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48826</link>
		<dc:creator>wayexhillrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Will Zorn have figured out what colors the skins wear by then?

Asshat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will Zorn have figured out what colors the skins wear by then?</p>
<p>Asshat.</p>
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		<title>By: mini dagger</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48823</link>
		<dc:creator>mini dagger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>woohoo, looking forward to this monday night showdown, steelers vs. skins, zorn vs. tomlin, ape vs. UM, impried lacism vs. actual racism.... WHO YA GOT?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>woohoo, looking forward to this monday night showdown, steelers vs. skins, zorn vs. tomlin, ape vs. UM, impried lacism vs. actual racism&#8230;. WHO YA GOT?</p>
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		<title>By: wayexhillrat</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48822</link>
		<dc:creator>wayexhillrat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lucite heels always fit</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lucite heels always fit</p>
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		<title>By: J.L. White</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48820</link>
		<dc:creator>J.L. White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, don&#039;t let me forget to thank My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for moving to a city that&#039;s crammed with over 10 million people but 0 NFL teams.  God already has shown that He hates New Orleans; why they got to keep the Saints is beyond me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, don&#8217;t let me forget to thank My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for moving to a city that&#8217;s crammed with over 10 million people but 0 NFL teams.  God already has shown that He hates New Orleans; why they got to keep the Saints is beyond me.</p>
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		<title>By: J.L. White</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48819</link>
		<dc:creator>J.L. White</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:19:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Smurphette: I assume you meant that the Pats have a weak-ass schedule....except for when they have to play the Seahawks at Qwest Field in late November.  Oh yeah, the &#039;Hawks are 24-4 at home (including playoffs) over last three seasons.  90% of that is due to the Seahawks being a little better than everyone else gives them credit for, and 10% is due to the fact that the other NFC West teams are total horseshit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Smurphette: I assume you meant that the Pats have a weak-ass schedule&#8230;.except for when they have to play the Seahawks at Qwest Field in late November.  Oh yeah, the &#8216;Hawks are 24-4 at home (including playoffs) over last three seasons.  90% of that is due to the Seahawks being a little better than everyone else gives them credit for, and 10% is due to the fact that the other NFC West teams are total horseshit.</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/the-new-phone-books-are-here.html/comment-page-1#comment-48814</link>
		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 20:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And the Chiefs are finally coming to New York!

On my wedding anniversary!

Fuck me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And the Chiefs are finally coming to New York!</p>
<p>On my wedding anniversary!</p>
<p>Fuck me.</p>
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