San Diego’s cheerleaders have been bringing the A-game for years. Trying out for the Chargers Girls would seem to be as daunting as auditioning for the number five slot with the 1927 Yankees. Yet, as documented in The Professional Cheerleaders Blog, some of these ladies are acquitting themselves admirably. So much so, in fact, that my trousers suddenly fit funny in and about the crotchal region.

If it’s true that 23 is the new 30 then I suppose turnover could be a problem.