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	<title>Comments on: That Prime Rib I Ordered Was a Non-Binding Verbal Contract</title>
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	<description>KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jeff V</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeff V</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Somebody owes Jesus a blowjob!&lt;/i&gt;

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...



...I'd have one nickel. That would be sweet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Somebody owes Jesus a blowjob!</i></p>
<p>If I had a nickel for every time I heard that&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8230;I&#8217;d have one nickel. That would be sweet.</p>
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		<title>By: Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? &#187; Blog Archive &#187; The Laters</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/that-prime-rib-i-ordered-was-a-non-binding-verbal-contract.html#comment-49685</link>
		<dc:creator>Brahsome - Care To Get Nice? &#187; Blog Archive &#187; The Laters</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Lance Briggs is one feisty bastard. (Kissing Suzy Kolber) [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Lance Briggs is one feisty bastard. (Kissing Suzy Kolber) [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Don Imus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Don Imus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeh, well good luck gettin a tip from the canadian at table 12.

/what? what? you were all thinking it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeh, well good luck gettin a tip from the canadian at table 12.</p>
<p>/what? what? you were all thinking it.</p>
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		<title>By: Man Bear Pig</title>
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		<dc:creator>Man Bear Pig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:20:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man, that was funny.

I'd like to think after this scene, Briggs is presented with a case of the Laf-Taf (as I have been known to call it) and proceeds to ask for a crate with better jokes on the wrappers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, that was funny.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d like to think after this scene, Briggs is presented with a case of the Laf-Taf (as I have been known to call it) and proceeds to ask for a crate with better jokes on the wrappers.</p>
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		<title>By: maria</title>
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		<dc:creator>maria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hilarious site.  Loved it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hilarious site.  Loved it.</p>
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		<title>By: johndewar</title>
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		<dc:creator>johndewar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A patron that was this high maintenance would get extra special, dna-laced "creme" in his creme bulee in some of the restaurants I worked in.  

/didn't do it myself, but know someone that did</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A patron that was this high maintenance would get extra special, dna-laced &#8220;creme&#8221; in his creme bulee in some of the restaurants I worked in.  </p>
<p>/didn&#8217;t do it myself, but know someone that did</p>
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		<title>By: Gourmet Spud</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gourmet Spud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:46:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>According to the laws of New Zealand, "a prime rib is not a contract...but it's very nice.  It's very, very nice."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to the laws of New Zealand, &#8220;a prime rib is not a contract&#8230;but it&#8217;s very nice.  It&#8217;s very, very nice.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: JAMMQ</title>
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		<dc:creator>JAMMQ</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:39:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why's he gotta be black fo'?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why&#8217;s he gotta be black fo&#8217;?</p>
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		<title>By: Chamomiles Davis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chamomiles Davis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Captain,

Excellent work as always, but how is it you haven't addressed the Seahawks reading your dream diary and releasing Shaun Alexander (albeit without the violent Disneyworld car wreck)?

Somebody owes Jesus a blowjob!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Captain,</p>
<p>Excellent work as always, but how is it you haven&#8217;t addressed the Seahawks reading your dream diary and releasing Shaun Alexander (albeit without the violent Disneyworld car wreck)?</p>
<p>Somebody owes Jesus a blowjob!</p>
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		<title>By: Justin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Justin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Not enough Sex Cannon for my liking but still brilliant Ufford.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not enough Sex Cannon for my liking but still brilliant Ufford.</p>
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