Site News: Move! That! Bus!
Good morning, fair readers. You may have noticed that the URL address insists that this site is now hosted on something called “uproxx” instead of our throwback blogspot address. You’ll also notice that everything looks pretty much the same, and the same will be true for our content: still lots of swearing, animal death-porn, and cheerleader cupcake on Fridays, plus the same formulaic imagined theater from your favorite KSKharacters that everyone loves so much.
Although visitors will be redirected automatically to our new URL, it may be wise to update your RSS feed and/or bookmarks.
So, why the change? Well, think of it as a particularly moving episode of Extreme Makeover: Blog Edition. We loved the way our old place looked, but this new site (constructed by that stupid-haired fucker with the annoying voice, the sensitive guy with glasses, and those two hot chicks) gives us special features that help our dysfunctional family live more comfortably. Drew has a special “applause room” where his petulant thirst for attention is sated, Christmas Ape and I have an on-site anger management counselor, the basement is outfitted with a troupe of actors ready to act out The Aristocrats for Punter, flubby got the wax museum he’s always wanted, and there are extra foot stools everywhere for the Maj.
We don’t think there are too many bugs to work out, but if there are, thanks for your patience. Or fuck you. Whatever makes you feel more at home here.
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Tags: bad MS Paint, captain caveman, site news, welcome to the renovated terrordrome
April 14th, 2008 at 10:35 am
I heard someone buried a Big Lead t-shirt in the cgi-bin of your new site. Any truth to that?
April 14th, 2008 at 10:35 am
You guys are the Junior Seau of the blogosphere. You owe blogspot your allegiance, instead you drop a Cleveland Steamer on their chest and move in with the new hot chick in town.
On a side note, I like it that you just assume I’m not a bot.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:37 am
In keeping with the site move and song banishing of friday, I hereby banish that annoying goddamn song that opens Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Congrats on the footstools and thanks for all the fish.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Looking good, KSK! Although I’ve already forgotten what The Great Bambini’s avatar was.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:42 am
@5150:
I can not agree with you in 100% regarding some thoughts, but you got good point of view. Come see naked pictures of Mary Kate Ashlee Olsan Lindsay Lohan Nude Sienna Miller Trevor Immelman Free XXX…
April 14th, 2008 at 10:43 am
sell outs!!!
April 14th, 2008 at 10:49 am
The more I think of it, I’m really going to be pissed not seeing that picture of that fuckface Shokey taunting the camera and then giving the WTF!? gesture at the end. I’ll be in my closet, hanging myself.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Yeah Spud, because seeing Sienna Miller naked requires any effort.
http://www.wwtdd.com/?t=SIENA%20MILLER
April 14th, 2008 at 10:56 am
so we have to sign in every time we comment?
Is the sex better as a corporate whore?
// my corporate pimp is calling. gotta run.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Nicely done Suss.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Nicely done Suss
April 14th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Imma gonna go get the paper, get the paper.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:11 am
“so we have to sign in every time we comment?”
We can probably fix that. Pardon our appearance, please bear with us, etc.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:22 am
We fear change.
/Garth Algar
April 14th, 2008 at 11:37 am
WordPress. Lawl
April 14th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Looking good, Billy Ray!
April 14th, 2008 at 11:44 am
I miss my owl guy with a chainsaw already … sigh …
April 14th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Feeling good!
April 14th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Hated it!
/Blaine and Antoine
April 14th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
So I changed the address in my address bar (kissmesuzy.uproxx.com) and apparently that forwards to rawkus.com. Sweet!
April 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Now why the hell are all your links always at the bottom of the page? My patience for the serfs wears thin.
Now do the same HTML tags, etc. still work like the old site (whatitsname?)
That is all.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
But I will miss the word verifications like xz87yem**
April 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Ohhhh shit but I will love the emoticons
April 14th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
WHERE IS MY AVITAR?!?!?!?!?!
waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
April 14th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Great, now I have to totally revise and edit my rolodex. Thanks a pant load.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I baked you guys some cupcakes as a housewarming present, but I ate them on the way over.
Congrats on the new digs!
April 14th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
According to Uproxx, “By servicing the tastemakers and bloggers we provide better information for our network communities.” I don’t want to be serviced by anyone’s tastemaker.
April 14th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
+infinity for the word KSKharacter
April 14th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
damn it. I could always look for my “suicide” gif/avatar during drafts so I could count 10 picks (that’s right people…you’re supposed to wait), but now I’ll have to read. FUCK!
/steps into suicide booth
//suicide booth broken
///noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
will stop using backslashes now.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Fuck you definitely makes me feel more at home.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Did I do that wrong or did I find a bug?
April 14th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Uh… this is going to sound stupid, but what/where are the new RSS feeds?
April 14th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
My friend knows this guy who knows a kid who drank Pepsi with Uproxx and his stomach exploded!
Looks good, except for the fact that the sidebar is now at the bottom of the page after the last comment. What I’m really saying is: it doesn’t look good. (But then again, I’m at work forced to use the shitty IE 6.0 browser, so that’s my problem.)
April 14th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
The new RSS URL is http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/feed
April 14th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
What, no KSK Elsewhere in Blogfrica? Damn, now I have to bookmark The Sugar Sheet.
April 14th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Now you’ll finally have enough money to move Falco out to the cemetery
April 14th, 2008 at 9:36 pm
same thing happen to the Ya Ya Sports Worlds, except their traffic isn’t being redirected.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am
@5150 said “fuckface Shokey”
Sorry to be anal, but the correct spelling is “fucking-asshole-Jeremy-Shockey-you-better-get-your-ego-under-control-because-we-have-Boss-now-jerkwad”
April 15th, 2008 at 11:14 am
so u guys delete comments too? Dick joke! Hey, thats funny!
April 16th, 2008 at 2:34 am
Is my KSK shirt refundable? It took me 3 weeks until someone knew wtf the shirt was about…And I got laid that night, and the KSK shirt was causally responsible for the sex (no, she didn’t have sex with me because of my shirt.
Take my KSK
Leave the original link
Refrigerator…http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but
May 16th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Organic Baby Bedding…
I found your site on technorati and read a few of your other posts. Keep up the good work. I just added your RSS feed to my Google News Reader. Looking forward to reading more from you….