Comments on: Rick Reilly Gargles Cocksnot

By: Finally Saw Leatherheads And (Surprise!) It Sucks Ass | Kissing Suzy Kolber

Finally Saw Leatherheads And (Surprise!) It Sucks Ass | Kissing Suzy Kolber — Wed, 28 May 2008 16:02:05 +0000

[...] is the wrong word. Obviously, this movie sucked 4 cocks out of 5. We can shovel some blame onto Sports Illustrated’s Fuckface Emeritus Rick Reilly, who co-wrote the film, along with some other guy I don’t know [...]

By: Bronx33

Bronx33 — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 04:27:00 +0000

What reilly doesn’t understand is just because somebody pays him and calls his a journalist doesn’t mean hes a good journalist.

By: Mad Dog Fargo

Mad Dog Fargo — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 04:58:00 +0000

I’m sure he’s just upset because he realizes that the internet and consumer generated media are just the first part of a process that results in the means of production being redistributed among a much larger segment of the population than ever before, limiting his future potential earning and by proxy the reproductive advantage of his genes.

Oh, and I bet he swims in a pool full of dicks and (additional gay joke here).

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:10:00 +0000

We've got the whole wide world in our yard to explore...

Now it's time for us to have a snack, see you next time when we're baaaaaaaaack...

With your friends the backyardigaaaaaaannnsssss!!!!

Try getting that song out of your head now BDD. I can't so I believe you shouldn't either.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:31:00 +0000

Rick Reilly keeps 2 ounces of cocaine in his ass at all times, just in case Lawrence Taylor drops by.

So that’s what Andy Reid’s kids were doing, holding for LT. Thanks for clearing that all up.

By: Ghost of Carl Monday

Ghost of Carl Monday — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:38:00 +0000

Rick Reilly owns two three-year-old chocolate Labrador Retrievers named “Blackie” and “Is Killing College Athletics.”

I had to alt-tab away from KSK because I was laughing so hard and the boss was lurking

By: whowillsexmutombo?

whowillsexmutombo? — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:40:00 +0000

Rick Reilly refuses to pay his underage hookers because he knows damn well that they can’t go to the cops and file a formal complaint.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:30:00 +0000

Good point, peb.

I was trying to sandbag him with C-list sports celebs, but he’d probably try to maximize the name dropping douchebaggery.

By: JohnDewar

JohnDewar — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:12:00 +0000

Hear, hear on the Reilly hatred. Most. Overrated. Writer. Ever.

If they wanted to catch Lance Armstrong in a doping scandal, they should have cotton swabbed Reilly’s mouth. I’m sure there was enough of Armstrong’s DNA there to do comprehensive testing.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 14:01:00 +0000

Rick Reilly will send his food back to the kitchen as many as 3 times; when his waitress inevitably becomes irritable, he will use that to justify the 8% tip he leaves her.