Comments on: National Mascot Semifinal: Titan vs. Bear – QUIEN ES MAS MACHO?! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:13:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Mike http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48134 Mike Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48134 Drew, your Marvel comics index-love, with hatred for the comics themselves makes total sense to me.<br/><br/>I fucking LOVED the <i>Monster Manual</i>, but damned if you'd catch me playing an idiotic Dungeons and Dragons <i>game</i>. No thanks, Dorkmaster, I can invent my own Elf vs. Dragon battles without your dice-rolling prowess.<br/><br/>Jackass DMs never had you meet a succubus or nymph anyhow. Drew, your Marvel comics index-love, with hatred for the comics themselves makes total sense to me.

I fucking LOVED the Monster Manual, but damned if you’d catch me playing an idiotic Dungeons and Dragons game. No thanks, Dorkmaster, I can invent my own Elf vs. Dragon battles without your dice-rolling prowess.

Jackass DMs never had you meet a succubus or nymph anyhow.

]]> By: Abraham http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48126 Abraham Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48126 Fuck. The Bear Patrol's not working. We're boned. Fuck. The Bear Patrol’s not working. We’re boned.

]]> By: John http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48123 John Wed, 09 Apr 2008 00:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48123 suck it drew<br/><br/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_wfYAGosi4&eurl=http://www.barstoolsports.com/ suck it drew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_wfYAGosi4&eurl=http://www.barstoolsports.com/

]]> By: Man Bear Pig http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48119 Man Bear Pig Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:19:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48119 Nice work, Kyle. I was just about to post something similar.<br/><br/>30 Seconds to Mars for the win. I've voted bear all tourney, but here's where it must meet its end.<br/><br/>(or not, since Titan is going down in flames). Nice work, Kyle. I was just about to post something similar.

30 Seconds to Mars for the win. I’ve voted bear all tourney, but here’s where it must meet its end.

(or not, since Titan is going down in flames).

]]> By: Kyle321N http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48118 Kyle321N Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48118 I like my Leto 30 second to Mars style and the Bear to win.<br/><br/>/wow he's a fat arse.<br/><br/>WV: ncccaa- the tournament that just finished yesterday? I like my Leto 30 second to Mars style and the Bear to win.

/wow he’s a fat arse.

WV: ncccaa- the tournament that just finished yesterday?

]]> By: Becky http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48116 Becky Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48116 What time of year is the battle? If its during the winter Im gonna have to vote for the Titan because the bear will be hibernating peacefully, gorged full of berries, honey and the assorted picnic basket. While sleeping Phoebe the Titan could waltz in and demolish the bear...<br/><br/>BDD when does the battle take place? What time of year is the battle? If its during the winter Im gonna have to vote for the Titan because the bear will be hibernating peacefully, gorged full of berries, honey and the assorted picnic basket. While sleeping Phoebe the Titan could waltz in and demolish the bear…

BDD when does the battle take place?

]]> By: Mark P http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48115 Mark P Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:28:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48115 On Friends, it was revealed once that Phoebe stabbed a cop. Holy shit. She wins either via stabbing or she smashes her guitar over the bear's head, Honky Tonk Man-style. On Friends, it was revealed once that Phoebe stabbed a cop. Holy shit. She wins either via stabbing or she smashes her guitar over the bear’s head, Honky Tonk Man-style.

]]> By: ibleedgreen http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48108 ibleedgreen Tue, 08 Apr 2008 17:33:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48108 they can smell menstruation they can smell menstruation

]]> By: Jared http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48105 Jared Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:47:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48105 I was the same way (with marvel encyclopedia).<br/><br/>They've reprinted all those for like $10 each, I really want them, but, well, you know. I was the same way (with marvel encyclopedia).

They’ve reprinted all those for like $10 each, I really want them, but, well, you know.

]]> By: Miyamoto's Chin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear.html#comment-48104 Miyamoto's Chin Tue, 08 Apr 2008 16:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/national-mascot-semifinal-titan-vs-bear-%e2%80%93-quien-es-mas-macho.html#comment-48104 I'm very glad I never watched Friends.<br/><br/>/still voted Titan I’m very glad I never watched Friends.

/still voted Titan

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