MOMMY, WOW, I’M BECOMING A MAN NOW!
04.22.08OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M ACTUALLY MARRIED!
HEY MOM, CAN YOU WRITE “MR. ELI MANNING-McGREW” ON ALL OF MY NEW UNDERPANTS?! WHAT AM I SAYING, I’M MARRIED NOW! MAKE IT MRS. ELI MANNING-McGREW!
[sucks inhaler]
HEY MOM, DID YOU FINISH PACKING MY SUITCASE FOR THE HONEYMOON?!
[opens suitcase]
WHAT THE HECK, MA? YOU PACKED THIS ALL WRONG!
[unpacks item]
I’M NOT A BABY!
[unpacks item]
JEEZ MOM, WHY WOULD I WANT TO READ ON VACATION? HONEYMOONS ARE FOR TWO THING, PLAYING DRESS-UP AND EATING S’MORES!
[packs items]
[packs imaginary item]
THIS TRIP IS GONNA RULE!
[sips from sippy cup]
Stay tuned for dispatches from the honeymoon later in the week.
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With no offense towards Eli, it looks like his wife may have beat him to manhood.
Looks like good news for Ufford – nfl.com is saying that the Seahawks just released Alexander.
i wonder what pillsbury throwboy’s wife, or woman who is dating him just for the 3rd string qb spotlight, looks like….
Alright, all you motherfuckers stole my Casper avatar and now I’m pissed.
Let’s not not get too quick on mocking the Hannah Montana wig. I wouldn’t mind if my wife worked that in her repertoire. What? Don’t judge me.
Spidey Arm Floaties and the Kama Sutra!
When did you raid my closet?
whoa whoa whoa, that s’mores was not properly made, that mallow needed to be roasted and flaming before put on the chocolate, i don’t see near enough burned mallow
Mommy, mommy… Can you watch and let me know if I’m doing it right? Now I’m supposed to stick it where? Ewwww Yucky!!!
Don’t worry Eli, sex is easy. You just slap her titties around a bit, then stick your weiner inside her and pee.
S’mores, eh? You’re killing me, Smalls.
Unstoppable. Eli Manning is. With his Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms, Eli can last and last and last…even if it’s his first time with a woman.
David Tyree says she gives great helmut.
Now THAT is going to be some awkward sex.
Eli owns that shit just like he owned the Patriots. Off Topic: sorry the Bruins lost Boston….not that I give a shit about hockey, but anytime the so called “BAWHSTON 2008 Dynasty” takes another hit, I am happy. Now if only the Hawks could beat the Celtics….
This haterade tastes great!
At least we don’t have to worry about him fumbling the wedding ring handoff from the best man…
/looking at you Rex Grossman
Man, how times flies…was it really just 3 short years ago that Eli was still wearing pull-up diapers and sucking on a pacifier while playing QB? They grow up so fast.
Is it true that they’re staying in Cinderella’s Castle at Disney World for the honeymoon?
MOISHE FTW!!1!
Archie told Eli that on his wedding night he needs to put the biggest thing he owns where she pees, so he put his shoes in the toilet.
/old and very bad joke