Comments on: Molested By Jack Hanna Regional Final: Lion vs. Bengal â€“ QUIEN ES MAS MACHO?!

By: Nathan

Nathan — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:32:00 +0000

Don’t take this from me KSK fans. This may be the only thing the Bengals have a chance at winning all year.

/damn it, time to cut Chris Henry

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:16:00 +0000

I saw a Lion murder 3 tigers. Then he started shitting on them.

Wait -- Osi Umenyura was traded to Detroit?

By: Buckets

Buckets — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:14:00 +0000

I spent some time studying in Ghana. We went on a touristy safari, some things went bad. Point of the story is I saw a Lion murder 3 tigers. Then he started shitting on them. It was weird. But it happened.

By: Undead Zombie Horde

Undead Zombie Horde — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:00:00 +0000

Such bullshit.

A lion gets to sit around with multiple females, fuck whom ever he wishes, not hunt, look good and protect the pride.

Do you know why? Because he can.

By: El Duke

El Duke — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 00:38:00 +0000

If this ends up boiling down to Bear vs. Bengal does that count as a rematch of Shere Khan vs. Baloo from the Jungle Book?

By: Kyle321N

Kyle321N — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:46:00 +0000

Disneyh style fight here:

Shere Khan vs. Mufasa

We all know Khan would kick Mufasa's ass. Who gets trampled by something they kill anyway?

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:29:00 +0000

Everyone knows Bengals have more experience in fights, even without Chris Henry on the roster.

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:11:00 +0000

I was going with Tiger on the strength of Hobbes, but I fucking hate “Eye of the Tiger” and living in Philadelphia I hear that shit entirely too goddamn much.

Lion.

By: Leaking Geek

Leaking Geek — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 20:51:00 +0000

Tiger, Tiger, burning bright...

In the orange light of his Flame Thrower, bitch!

Lion. Is. Toast.

By: Red Pepper

Red Pepper — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:46:00 +0000

Well, the Wu-Tang Clan practice Tiger Style, and they’re nothing to fuck wit(h). So I’m going with the mighty bengal. At least until it runs into killer bees.