Comments on: KSK Mock Draft: Pet Peeves

By: Mike Honcho

Mike Honcho — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 23:09:45 +0000

I cAn’T sTaNd PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS. I know there are way more important things in life, but it pisses me off.

Racism sucks too.

And smug little assholes who feel the need to correct misspelled words.

By: raych

raych — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:29:00 +0000

People who walk 3 abreast on the sidewalk, and then don’t single-file themselves when I’m coming the opposite direction. I CANNOT SINGLE-FILE MYSELF!! I AM ONE PERSON!

Also, people who indiscriminately ‘reply-all.’ If someone sends an email to their whole address book all ‘This concert is coming up, who wants to come with me,’ and you have something un-concert-related to say to that person, hit ‘reply.’ Hell, even if you’re coming to the concert, I kind of don’t care, so hit reply. I don’t want 938 messages in my inbox full of your conversational shit.

By: Jesse

Jesse — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:20:00 +0000

Emasculating and generally bitchy comments directed at a friend by his girlfriend/wife while hanging out in public.

Look bitch, we’re all whipped and we all get our fair share of what you’re slinging IN THE PRIVACY OF OUR OWN F*CKING HOMES. Give your man a break while he’s in public. Or at least shut your trap so as to not make us all feel uncomfortable… you horrible wretch of a person.

By: gangstarr

gangstarr — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:24:00 +0000

alliteration

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:44:00 +0000

People that say “mark my words….” or some variation of that shit.

Where the fuck should I mark it? Because your stupid fucking ass makes some simple declaration or repeats some obvious shit that it deserves to get carved in stone?

Thanks for the fucking insight, shitbird

By: HadesGigas

HadesGigas — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 02:18:00 +0000

@clmetsfan

If you don’t like it when people say “If you don’t like it, then get the fuck out,” then get the fuck out.

Also, crippleds.

By: babymamma

babymamma — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:30:00 +0000

Oh, and guys who make marriage proposals a giant production. “So I hired three actors to pretend to be Interpol officers, and I hid the ring in a . . .” Fucking hell.

By: babymamma

babymamma — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:28:00 +0000

People who talk about their ex-boyfriends. Dag, no wonder he left you.

By: Dinosaur

Dinosaur — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:46:00 +0000

And as for pet peeves, since I’m late to the party, I’ve got two.

1) “It is what it is.” Nice one, numbnuts. Every single thing in the UNIVERSE is what it is. I defy you to find me an example of something that *isn’t* what it is.

2) The War On Drugs. For crying out loud, I’m not hurting anyone, leave me alone and let me snort my Oxycontin in peace.

By: Dinosaur

Dinosaur — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:39:00 +0000

@JohnJohn — I would have talked to Human Resources and/or to a lawyer by now. Thanks to the phrase “hostile work environment,” they can either treat me with respect or they can cut me a settlement check. Their choice.