Comments on: KILL! KILL! KILL!It’s Good…To Be…A Florida Gator (most of the time) http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:04:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: FORMER FLORIDIAN http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-62801 FORMER FLORIDIAN Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:58:40 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-62801 Ps I forgot to mention I do miss Florida, loved it there! I just could have done without some of the VW sized roaches though! My toddler at the time thought they were toys and wanted to play with them! We named the roaches "Herbie Cars" ! I should have turned Disney on to that years ago and changed the whole "Cars" movie! Would have to keep "Mator" though, he is what true Florida is all about! Still, nothing beats the sun, beaches, and palm trees, especially when I am freezing my ass off here all winter! Save the Manatee! I am there in spirit! Ps I forgot to mention I do miss Florida, loved it there! I just could have done without some of the VW sized roaches though! My toddler at the time thought they were toys and wanted to play with them! We named the roaches “Herbie Cars” ! I should have turned Disney on to that years ago and changed the whole “Cars” movie! Would have to keep “Mator” though, he is what true Florida is all about! Still, nothing beats the sun, beaches, and palm trees, especially when I am freezing my ass off here all winter! Save the Manatee! I am there in spirit!

]]> By: FORMER FLORIDIAN http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-62797 FORMER FLORIDIAN Thu, 10 Jul 2008 21:29:11 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-62797 Ok, it is about time the damned gators have some competition! I have been caoeing down the Wekivia River with the gators sliding up on the bank, waiting for a mistake in the boat and a free lunch! Also, in Orlando, Lake Fredricka Apts, just down the road from the airport off Hwy 436, sitting in the apt backyard facing the lake and here comes a huge gator crawling up the bank out of the water! This is a residential populous! Then the pet constictor snake that got out of its cage and came up the water pipe into a neighbors toilet, poor lady was pregnant and went to sit down with a snake face looking at her! I say let the gators and snakes kill each other, explode their gross inards, whatever they need to do to one another. But, if they should get ahold of my life long favorite, docile manatee, I'll return with the shotgun from hell and take them out myself! They had best keep to themselves and leave the endangered, grass eating manatee alone. Send some of those home grown redneck southern boys down there to take care of them! They would make good snacks for the gators & snakes both! Maybe, the necks will stop dumping their snakes and go back to having a Pit Bull? I know all this first hand, lived there for 7 years! Ok, it is about time the damned gators have some competition! I have been caoeing down the Wekivia River with the gators sliding up on the bank, waiting for a mistake in the boat and a free lunch! Also, in Orlando, Lake Fredricka Apts, just down the road from the airport off Hwy 436, sitting in the apt backyard facing the lake and here comes a huge gator crawling up the bank out of the water! This is a residential populous! Then the pet constictor snake that got out of its cage and came up the water pipe into a neighbors toilet, poor lady was pregnant and went to sit down with a snake face looking at her! I say let the gators and snakes kill each other, explode their gross inards, whatever they need to do to one another. But, if they should get ahold of my life long favorite, docile manatee, I’ll return with the shotgun from hell and take them out myself! They had best keep to themselves and leave the endangered, grass eating manatee alone. Send some of those home grown redneck southern boys down there to take care of them! They would make good snacks for the gators & snakes both! Maybe, the necks will stop dumping their snakes and go back to having a Pit Bull? I know all this first hand, lived there for 7 years!

]]> By: Colts and Hoosiers Fan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-47518 Colts and Hoosiers Fan Tue, 01 Apr 2008 21:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-47518 I was slightly disgusted, and couldn't figure out what the picture was. Then I read the description of what it was....and if I had eaten today I WOULD HAVE vomited everywhere. I was slightly disgusted, and couldn’t figure out what the picture was. Then I read the description of what it was….and if I had eaten today I WOULD HAVE vomited everywhere.

]]> By: futuremrsrickankiel http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-47514 futuremrsrickankiel Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:27:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-47514 It's funny because South Carolina is the ass. It’s funny because South Carolina is the ass.

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-47480 Slash Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:35:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-47480 Pythons are not very smart, are they? All those tasty pets and small children available, and they go for something twice their width that also has teeth and claws. <br/><br/>It's good to recognize your limitations. Pythons are not very smart, are they? All those tasty pets and small children available, and they go for something twice their width that also has teeth and claws.

It’s good to recognize your limitations.

]]> By: Barney http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-47476 Barney Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:45:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-47476 Probably should have a deep throat or gagging or choking tag. Oops, wrong site. Carry on. Probably should have a deep throat or gagging or choking tag. Oops, wrong site. Carry on.

]]> By: Kyle321N http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-47462 Kyle321N Tue, 01 Apr 2008 13:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-47462 Al Horford wouldn't allow himself to be swallowed whole. Al Horford wouldn’t allow himself to be swallowed whole.

]]> By: SlideShow Bob http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-47461 SlideShow Bob Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:48:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-47461 Tebow would of walked away from it. Tebow would of walked away from it.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-kill-its-goodto-bea-florida.html#comment-47460 Otto Man Tue, 01 Apr 2008 12:27:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/kill-kill-killits-goodto-bea-florida-gator-most-of-the-time.html#comment-47460 Next time you tell me a gruesome Florida gator has been swallowed by a snake, it had better be about Joakim Noah. Next time you tell me a gruesome Florida gator has been swallowed by a snake, it had better be about Joakim Noah.

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