At long last, your Kill Kill Kill Tournament comes down to a sadistic zookeeper’s dream: Bengal versus Bear. Naturally, we’d be more than content than have the little ones have it out for our love. Take it away, tykes.
Rather, this will be settled in the arena of cereal, the last redoubt of bored slackers like us the world ’round. WHO YA GOT?
Bear
Pro:
- Worthy of extensive history of iconography
-Again, the Godless Killing Machine thing
- Judging from picture, clearly ‘roiding
- Dutifully pays the bear tax
Con:
-No cereal makes your pee smell more than Golden Crisp.
-Get too many and it’s like “A freaking country bear jamberoo”
-Weakness for honey pot
-Often confused for Logan Mankins
Tiger
Pro:
-Employs Tiger Style
-Exxon Tiger is bleeding me dry
-Tiger Uppercut most vicious, also fun to say
-Apparently has a boat (SO THAT’S WHY HE BEAT DOLPHIN!)
-Inspired excellent William Blake poem
-Less flamboyantly gay than Tigger
Con:
-Frosted Flakes soggy after negative two seconds in milk.
-Also cutting back on sugar to appear healthy. Fuck you. Back to Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs for me.
- Fearful symmetry too symmetrical
-Inspired annoying Comcast commercial
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very goodd
ahahahaha very goodd
Tiger is win..
tiger is good.
god song… thanks friends…
ngals unfairly dethroned the Lions from the one Lions
tiger is good.
ngals unfairly dethroned the Lions from the one Lions
t hyped cause I’m amped.
ngals unfairly dethroned the Lions from the one Lions
On one hand, as a Detroit Lions fan living in Chicago, I have a very difficult time voting for the Bears. On the other hand, the Bengals unfairly dethroned the Lions from the one Lions Championship I actually had a chance to see in my lifetime. I hate you guys for making me choose.
Voted tiger. Force of habit.
Tiger style ain’t nuthin’ ta fuck with.
I get hyped cause I’m amped.
ESPN is predicting, based on exit polling, that The Bear will win the Kill Kill Kill Championship.
Note that this is not scientific research, just someone standing outside some bar asking people walking by.
Now, back to our regular programming.
As goes ODB, so goes JLW. Tiger Triumphs.
/Everything around me ruled by cash
The bear in that video clearly cannot pass the tiger’s guard. Tiger has superior ground game.
Tiger with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu > Regular Bear
/got burnt once but that was only gonorrhea
You mean that one musical number commercial they do doesn’t make you want to jump up and immediatly switch to Comcast Digital Voice?
UghI hate that Comcast commercial with a passion,actually all Comcast commercials are pretty fucking bad. That being said…FUCK YOU BENGAL!
Seriously, how the hell is the tiger not winning?!
More baby animal brawl videos please. I like killkillkill as much as the next commenter, but holy crap, did you see the paws on the baby tiger? *sigh*
bear > man throwing sticks from elephant. but still, tiger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jojNzvtP6LY
ape, you mean to tell me that there’s not a whole ocean of oil under your feet that no one but you can get to?
/DRAINAGEEEEEEE
Damn it all to hell! I was going to fuck with Wu Tang today, but now I find out I shouldn’t?
Now who am I going to fuck with? Maybe the new admin down the hall. The one with the big cans.
Tiger, because it’s the only way the Bengals will ever win anything.
That bear in the video totally should’ve went for an armbar
@el duke
Maybe the bear just gets confused when you throw it a beer can…thinks you want it to join the party.
A vote for the bear is a vote for the Rex Cannon. I’ll go with the bear.
Bear wins because TV (Discovery Channel) said so:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oLwmUbRY8Mk
@naptown drew
Exactly. You don’t fuck with a tiger. I don’t see how anybody could vote for the bear with that kind of logic.
God, how do I reeach these keeeds?
oh yea, my vote went for
Da’ Bear(s)
In the baby bear vs. baby tiger video, why do I get the impression the clip stopped just as the camera-guy and the girl with the natural-looking hair color were about to practice making babies of their own?
Bengal would kill the Bear in about 5 minutes. After a few unsuccessful attempts on the throat, the Tiger would hit it’s mark. Also, Bears are pussies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzhZBsVA8EQ
Plus, Golden Crisp Bear is wearing a gay sweater.
/going to beat self with Driver
Donald Driver? Haven’t the Packers been part of enough pain this week?
The bear would decapitate that mother fucker.
No one standing alone has a chance against the mighty bear.
and @sideshow bob
it’s They’re Grrrreat.
The Rza just convinced me. It’s the tiger.
Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.
/votes Bengal
Bear vs. Tiger
Nicklaus v. Woods
Master’s Week
Who is truly better?
Such KSK symmetry
/going to beat self with Driver
What’s that in your pants?
Oh, it’s human feces.
Go Tigah.
No cereal makes your pee smell more than Golden Crisp
Clearly you haven’t tried Asparagus Krispies
The bear has always been the symbol for Russia. A vote for bears is a vote for COMMUNISM!
@el duke
That reminds me, Tigers are not scared when you throw shit at them. During an eighth grade field trip to the zoo I discovered this when I threw M&Ms at a tiger and that tiger walked right up to the bars about eight feet away from me and roared. I could feel his breath he was so close. I never disrespected a tiger again.
I’ve scared off a bear by throwing an empty beer can at it. Winner, Tiger. Although there’s no way he beats Welkah!
Frosted Flakes vs. Golden Crsip? seriously this isn’t even going to be close.
Tiger all the way.
That could have been the most pussified “fight” I have ever seen.
I’m voting for the chick with the camera.
Being from the Isle of Shaolin, I must vote tiger. Are they fighting in the gravel pit?
Bear for the win!!!
/dick came blowing and blew off ya headphones…
Adam:
The whole tournament has been pretty gay to this point.
@caveman
Yup. Gotta go Tiger because every time I hear that song I get hyped through the fucking roof. It can be all so simple, then.
/protects neck
i think bengals have proven themselves to be well versed in the art of assault & battery.
Way to ghey up a death match championship.
Goddammit I loved 36 Chambers.
/votes Bengal
voting bengal because i dont even know why anymore
plus the Tiger is a hell of a golfer.
Im going with Tigers for obvious reasons, THEIR GREAT!
Buy corn flakes and pour your own sugar on them. lack of sugar on flakes problem solved. voting bear.