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	<title>Comments on: Jared Allen acquisition transforms weatherman into Beavis</title>
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	<description>KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL.</description>
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		<title>By: Jim</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-72471</link>
		<dc:creator>Jim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 23:58:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Looks like ther is a job opening at WCCO now:

http://wcco.com/jobs/WCCO.TV.jobs.2.704597.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like ther is a job opening at WCCO now:</p>
<p><a href="http://wcco.com/jobs/WCCO.TV.jobs.2.704597.html" rel="nofollow">http://wcco.com/jobs/WCCO.TV.jobs.2.704597.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Minnesota Weatherman Is Really Excited About Jared Allen Coming to the Vikings &#124; top sport blogs</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50990</link>
		<dc:creator>Minnesota Weatherman Is Really Excited About Jared Allen Coming to the Vikings &#124; top sport blogs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 08:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Hat tip: KSK [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Hat tip: KSK [...]</p>
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		<title>By: &#187; Minnesota Weatherman Is Really Excited About Jared Allen Coming to the Vikings</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50946</link>
		<dc:creator>&#187; Minnesota Weatherman Is Really Excited About Jared Allen Coming to the Vikings</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 23:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Hat tip: KSK [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Hat tip: KSK [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Vikings are the sexiest team in the NFL! &#124; VikeVision</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50846</link>
		<dc:creator>Vikings are the sexiest team in the NFL! &#124; VikeVision</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 18:22:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] for Jared Allen.Â  The Ragnarok makes us feel even better about the UDFA&#8217;s we picked up, and Kissing Suzy Kolber posts a great video of a local weather man getting very &#8220;excited&#8221; about the Jared Allen [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] for Jared Allen.Â  The Ragnarok makes us feel even better about the UDFA&#8217;s we picked up, and Kissing Suzy Kolber posts a great video of a local weather man getting very &#8220;excited&#8221; about the Jared Allen [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Armchair Whiner</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50752</link>
		<dc:creator>Armchair Whiner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:51:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That pic of the weatherman, with his leering grin and fists upraised in celebrations of 69 "sacks", now joins the KSK pics of 

[door flies open]

Marmalade, double-j, and Prince Jason Garrett in the collection of terrifying close-ups.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That pic of the weatherman, with his leering grin and fists upraised in celebrations of 69 &#8220;sacks&#8221;, now joins the KSK pics of </p>
<p>[door flies open]</p>
<p>Marmalade, double-j, and Prince Jason Garrett in the collection of terrifying close-ups.</p>
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		<title>By: Jeff V</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50744</link>
		<dc:creator>Jeff V</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Did any of you know that '69' is actually a euphamism which is used to describe a sexual position in which two mates give each other oral pleasure?

I just learned that. Knowledge is fundamental.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did any of you know that &#8216;69&#8242; is actually a euphamism which is used to describe a sexual position in which two mates give each other oral pleasure?</p>
<p>I just learned that. Knowledge is fundamental.</p>
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		<title>By: ThrowingIntoTraffic</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50739</link>
		<dc:creator>ThrowingIntoTraffic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, I'm going to choose to believe he said sex.  My world has become so much better because of it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, I&#8217;m going to choose to believe he said sex.  My world has become so much better because of it.</p>
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		<title>By: Dan Levy</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50724</link>
		<dc:creator>Dan Levy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The best part of thinking it's '69 sex' is this guy seems like he'd be the type that would think that 69 sex would be "a little aggressive."

I honestly didn't realize he said 'sacks' until halfway down the comments page.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best part of thinking it&#8217;s &#8216;69 sex&#8217; is this guy seems like he&#8217;d be the type that would think that 69 sex would be &#8220;a little aggressive.&#8221;</p>
<p>I honestly didn&#8217;t realize he said &#8217;sacks&#8217; until halfway down the comments page.</p>
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		<title>By: Zack</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50723</link>
		<dc:creator>Zack</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:16:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome, awesome, awesome screencap.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome, awesome, awesome screencap.</p>
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		<title>By: Pajiba Love 04/29/08 &#124; Gozelim.info-Celebrity Gossip</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/04/jared-allen-acquisition-transforms-weatherman-into-beavis.html#comment-50720</link>
		<dc:creator>Pajiba Love 04/29/08 &#124; Gozelim.info-Celebrity Gossip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] This normally mild-mannered Minneapolis weatherman must have gotten cut off before he started announcing that he needed T.P. for his bunghole. (KSK) [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] This normally mild-mannered Minneapolis weatherman must have gotten cut off before he started announcing that he needed T.P. for his bunghole. (KSK) [...]</p>
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