What weatherman Chris Shaffer of WCCO-Minneapolis lacks in subtlety, he more than makes up with in enthusiasm. Chris is excited about the Jared Allen trade. Really, really excited.
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What weatherman Chris Shaffer of WCCO-Minneapolis lacks in subtlety, he more than makes up with in enthusiasm. Chris is excited about the Jared Allen trade. Really, really excited.
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[...] for Jared Allen. The Ragnarok makes us feel even better about the UDFA’s we picked up, and Kissing Suzy Kolber posts a great video of a local weather man getting very “excited” about the Jared Allen [...]
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id any of you know that ‘69′ is actually a euphamism which is used to describe a sexual position in which two mates give each other oral pleasure?
I just learned that. Knowledge is fundamental.
Looks like ther is a job opening at WCCO now:
http://wcco.com/jobs/WCCO.TV.jobs.2.704597.html
That pic of the weatherman, with his leering grin and fists upraised in celebrations of 69 “sacks”, now joins the KSK pics of
[door flies open]
Marmalade, double-j, and Prince Jason Garrett in the collection of terrifying close-ups.
Did any of you know that ’69′ is actually a euphamism which is used to describe a sexual position in which two mates give each other oral pleasure?
I just learned that. Knowledge is fundamental.
Seriously, I’m going to choose to believe he said sex. My world has become so much better because of it.
The best part of thinking it’s ’69 sex’ is this guy seems like he’d be the type that would think that 69 sex would be “a little aggressive.”
I honestly didn’t realize he said ‘sacks’ until halfway down the comments page.
Awesome, awesome, awesome screencap.
i need 7-day forecasts for my bunghole!
Well, cant really top that
This can’t be a real clip – when does it ever get above 45 degrees in Minnesota?
@TF: If he did, that would be perfectly alright.
UPDATE: Jared Allen his pelvis in a freak home accident involving astro glide and a overzealous weatherman. News at 11.
I swear he said “69 sects!” as in allusion to the violence in the middle east and the differences between the different religions centered within a small land mass.
I mean, FUCK YEAH!!!!!! FOOTBALL!!!!!!! 69!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, it’s “69 sacks” our twin cities newscasters are far too professional for any sort of sexual slip up… and really who calls it “69 sex”?
“Awww baby, I want to 69 sex you so baaad.”
Nah, doesn’t really work.
I didn’t know Big Daddy Drew was a local weatherman?
/outed
@futuremrsrickankiel
What makes you so sure the one and only Mr. Rick Ankiel doesn’t have the same tatoo?
what a dumb dummy
69 sacks?
sounded like sex to me
Any time the local media is THIS excited about the Vikes, it’s a bad sign. See Walker, Herschel.
everybody’s favorite temperature? 69!
At least Allen knows where he can get a date.
BDo — douche
not only did he say “like 69 sex” but he used those imaginary finger quotes like a million times.
If he didn’t say “gonna get 69 sex,” then what the hell did he say? The only thing that would have made it better was if he put his shirt over his head an acted like Cornholio when he said it.
…And I swear OttoMan’s comment wasn’t there when I wrote that. *sigh* apologies all ’round.
At the end it took me a minute to realize that he didn’t say “Gonna get 69 sex!”
who is more retarded – the guy who gets that tattoo or the girl who spreads and swallows for that mongo?
Man, future, he sure sounds classy!
True, if only tangentially related story: the guy I dated all through college had an ENORMOUS (think about the size of a piece of notebook paper) tattoo of Beavis and Butthead on the left side of his abs. They were jumping out of a plane over the caption “TASTE DEATH LIVE LIFE.” Oh, and one of them was saying “Assmunch.”
I wish I were making this up.
It really did take a second listen to be sure he didn’t say “We’re going to get 69 sex!”
If only Clark Griswold had been given a second chance when he vacationed in Germany.