Jared Allen acquisition transforms weatherman into Beavis
What weatherman Chris Shaffer of WCCO-Minneapolis lacks in subtlety, he more than makes up with in enthusiasm. Chris is excited about the Jared Allen trade. Really, really excited.
Tags: air quotes, dinner for two, yes i know the vikings are going 3-13 this year, youtubage
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April 29th, 2008 at 10:10 am
It really did take a second listen to be sure he didn’t say “We’re going to get 69 sex!”
If only Clark Griswold had been given a second chance when he vacationed in Germany.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:22 am
True, if only tangentially related story: the guy I dated all through college had an ENORMOUS (think about the size of a piece of notebook paper) tattoo of Beavis and Butthead on the left side of his abs. They were jumping out of a plane over the caption “TASTE DEATH LIVE LIFE.” Oh, and one of them was saying “Assmunch.”
I wish I were making this up.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Man, future, he sure sounds classy!
April 29th, 2008 at 10:26 am
who is more retarded – the guy who gets that tattoo or the girl who spreads and swallows for that mongo?
April 29th, 2008 at 10:27 am
At the end it took me a minute to realize that he didn’t say “Gonna get 69 sex!”
April 29th, 2008 at 10:28 am
…And I swear OttoMan’s comment wasn’t there when I wrote that. *sigh* apologies all ’round.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:33 am
If he didn’t say “gonna get 69 sex,” then what the hell did he say? The only thing that would have made it better was if he put his shirt over his head an acted like Cornholio when he said it.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:48 am
not only did he say “like 69 sex” but he used those imaginary finger quotes like a million times.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:51 am
At least Allen knows where he can get a date.
BDo — douche
April 29th, 2008 at 11:01 am
everybody’s favorite temperature? 69!
April 29th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Any time the local media is THIS excited about the Vikes, it’s a bad sign. See Walker, Herschel.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:09 am
69 sacks?
sounded like sex to me
April 29th, 2008 at 11:47 am
what a dumb dummy
April 29th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
@futuremrsrickankiel
What makes you so sure the one and only Mr. Rick Ankiel doesn’t have the same tatoo?
April 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I didn’t know Big Daddy Drew was a local weatherman?
/outed
April 29th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Yeah, it’s “69 sacks” our twin cities newscasters are far too professional for any sort of sexual slip up… and really who calls it “69 sex”?
“Awww baby, I want to 69 sex you so baaad.”
Nah, doesn’t really work.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I swear he said “69 sects!” as in allusion to the violence in the middle east and the differences between the different religions centered within a small land mass.
I mean, FUCK YEAH!!!!!! FOOTBALL!!!!!!! 69!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
UPDATE: Jared Allen his pelvis in a freak home accident involving astro glide and a overzealous weatherman. News at 11.
April 29th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
@TF: If he did, that would be perfectly alright.
April 29th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
This can’t be a real clip – when does it ever get above 45 degrees in Minnesota?
April 29th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Well, cant really top that
April 29th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
i need 7-day forecasts for my bunghole!
April 29th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
[...] This normally mild-mannered Minneapolis weatherman must have gotten cut off before he started announcing that he needed T.P. for his bunghole. (KSK) [...]
April 29th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Awesome, awesome, awesome screencap.
April 29th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
The best part of thinking it’s ‘69 sex’ is this guy seems like he’d be the type that would think that 69 sex would be “a little aggressive.”
I honestly didn’t realize he said ’sacks’ until halfway down the comments page.
April 29th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Seriously, I’m going to choose to believe he said sex. My world has become so much better because of it.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:10 am
Did any of you know that ‘69′ is actually a euphamism which is used to describe a sexual position in which two mates give each other oral pleasure?
I just learned that. Knowledge is fundamental.
April 30th, 2008 at 8:51 am
That pic of the weatherman, with his leering grin and fists upraised in celebrations of 69 “sacks”, now joins the KSK pics of
[door flies open]
Marmalade, double-j, and Prince Jason Garrett in the collection of terrifying close-ups.
April 30th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
[...] for Jared Allen. The Ragnarok makes us feel even better about the UDFA’s we picked up, and Kissing Suzy Kolber posts a great video of a local weather man getting very “excited” about the Jared Allen [...]
April 30th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
[...] Hat tip: KSK [...]
May 1st, 2008 at 4:26 am
[...] Hat tip: KSK [...]
September 4th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Looks like ther is a job opening at WCCO now:
http://wcco.com/jobs/WCCO.TV.jobs.2.704597.html