If You Want It I Got It, Come Get It I’m With It
Breaking news via MJD at Shutdown Corner, the Tennessee Titans roster is at least partially comprised of dumb motherfuckers. Some dealer was being questioned on the stand during a drug trial, and a certain football team’s name popped up.
In cross-examination by Williams’ attorney Peter Strianse, Corey Cecil was asked about the transactions, “The people that were sending you those wire transfers were connections that you had made on the streets when you more or less were a hydroponic marijuana dealer to the stars; is that right?”
Cecil asked Strianse what he meant by “To the stars,” and the attorney replied, “Tennessee Titans players, you would set them up with ounce quantities of high-quality hydroponic?”
Cecil then replied, “Yes, sir.”
Cecil also confirmed in questioning that he was “pinching out” seven grams of each ounce and selling it to the players as a full ounce with the Titans players unaware of being shortchanged.
Holy crap, they were getting screwed. These assholes have been playing football for their whole lives, so they should know the difference between 28 and 21. As for the Cecil, it certainly takes balls for a dealer to short professional football players by 25% on a thousand dollar ounce. Doesn’t he know that some of those guys carry guns?
Tags: Talib doesn't condone this behavior, the titans are stupid, Unsilent Majority, weed bikini, Worse than Brad's Potomac Eighth
April 18th, 2008 at 11:35 am
And by players, he meant “Pac-Man” because he smokes enough weed for three players.
April 18th, 2008 at 11:36 am
come on now… everyone knows you drop a little piece of carrot in the bag for a day or two and the moisture from the carrot gets absorbed into the bud & adds back some of the weight that was pinched.
or something.
April 18th, 2008 at 11:40 am
@ SlickBomb
and Travis Henry, who actually got a 4 game suspension for failing a drug test right after he got here. I mean, who has time to weigh-out an OZ when you’re busy dodging child support on 9 kids?
April 18th, 2008 at 11:40 am
It was for Bruce Matthews’ glaucoma
April 18th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Doesn’t he know that some of those guys carry guns?
Some?
April 18th, 2008 at 11:49 am
28 whats in a what?
April 18th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Seriously though football player or not, when you are paing a grand for an oz don’t you weigh that shit?
April 18th, 2008 at 11:55 am
*paying
April 18th, 2008 at 11:57 am
What kind of weed smoker doesn’t check the bag before buying? I used to get pissed when I bought an eighth and all I got was 3.5.
I mean, I’ve never smoked the marijuana.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
If you can’t trust your local scumbag drug dealer, who can you trust?
April 18th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Man,
That’s like the Feds taxing you on your state income tax refund.
Seriously, it’s Friday and still no Marmalarde post?
April 18th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Too bad the Tanita corporation can’t make an ad out of this
April 18th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
And this is why whenever possible I drive to the Bay Area for my pot. Sure I have to deal with dirty hippies telling me to look at the crystals and hairs, but at least I don’t get the vaunted “valley eighth”. It’s less than an hour to Berkeley, you don’t get to pinch a little for travel time Pepe. I don’t care how high the demand is for 4/20.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Seven grams, that’s like what, 15 minutes?
/not that I would know
/blows smoke rings
April 18th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
To be fair, ounces of hydroponic weed look really huge compared to any sub-hydro zips, so pinching a little bit is less noticeable than you’d think to the naked eye. Still, that’s an entire quarter ounce, and if was a football player that was buying ounces every week, i might drop $50 on a scale. But of course, I’m not a football player.
April 18th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
$1000 ounce? AND they’re getting pinched on top of that? Dumb jocks indeed.
April 18th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
17th.
April 18th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
So… professional athletes are often too stupid to know when they are getting shafted by a drug dealer, car dealer, real estate agent, stock broker, cousin, ho, etc.?
I’m stunned.
April 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
At $1000 an ounce, you’re already getting taken. The lightness shouldn’t really matter. I’d imagine that the fellas smoke 80% of it anyway, so what’s the bing deal.
April 18th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Re: the pic at the top of the thread…..
I’d hit it……and I’d hit it.
December 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
3.5 is an eighth man
January 4th, 2009 at 4:53 am
ur all dumb asses i get a pound of qush every 2 weeks for 4500 cuz im loved
January 8th, 2009 at 3:06 am
lol who the hell pays 1000$’s an ounce how stupid can they be? were i live you will never find a bag of any type of weed for 1000 not even hash charges for 1k. I guess it must be dry as fuck in Tennessee.