Comments on: If You Can Walk You Can Dance, If You Can Talk You Can Sing

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:47:54 +0000

Philip Rivers – Grabs his groin, points at opposing bench.

By: Westbrook is my Anti-Drug

Westbrook is my Anti-Drug — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 22:21:08 +0000

Mike Vrabel – imitates whatever celebration Hines Ward just imitated immediatly before his

By: grungedave

grungedave — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:36:16 +0000

Hines Ward — imitates whatever celebration took place immediately before his.

By: Leigh

Leigh — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:26:30 +0000

Michael Strahan: recovers a fumble, runs for a touchdown, then his bitch of an ex-wife shows up and demands rights to three of the points.

By: dickey simpkins

dickey simpkins — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:45:39 +0000

Cedric Benson-Runs 2 feet then falls directly to the ground without being touched, proceeds to hold out for 3 months.

Obviously this is a fictitious world where Cedric Benson would actually score touchdowns.

By: Mad Dog Fargo

Mad Dog Fargo — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:09:41 +0000

TF, I wasn’t implying that Odin would make the Dolphins better, only Satan can help them there, but he might be persuaded to make all the other teams in their division worse. Like if every time someone threw a curveball to Cerrano, Jobu allowed Cerrano to drive the next pitch off their shin. Or eye.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:18:54 +0000

@TF – Najeh Davenport cannot have the same move as Osi Umeniyura’s sack dance.

By: Naptown Drew

Naptown Drew — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:09:22 +0000

After catching a 3-yard screen pass for an relatively insignificant first down, Jeremy Shockey’s femur explodes. He then flees to the stands to drink beer and demand trades while flashing his newly earned(?) Super Bowl ring.

By: TF

TF — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:01:00 +0000

Mad Dog Fargo,

If Jobu can’t help Cerrano hit the curveball, then no one can help the Dolphins. Except the ‘07 Ravens.

By: BaCsonkaDonk

BaCsonkaDonk — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:43:29 +0000

I recently came across some of Elam’s trenchant and insightful commentary on the state of affairs in the Middle East. Hoo-boy.

ROSENBERG: How serious, in your view, is the threat of radical Islamic extremism inside the U.S. today?

ELAM: It’s very serious. Unfortunately, radical Islamic extremism is here to stay. My fear is that our society is getting lulled into complacency. If you think about it, even if only 10% of all Muslims are extremists, that still amounts to over 100 million. I truly believe that only the return of Christ will solve the problem.