Comments on: I Know You Did No Dlaft Tarr Leceivel!

By: obit rice

obit rice — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:08:46 +0000

I would love to hear Hines introducing Rimas and Lashald to the boys in the locker room.

By: BDo

BDo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 23:17:05 +0000

I smelled what you were cookin, no worries.

On a side note, my severence was a bit of a kick in the balls, but after 6 other mini-vacations thanks to HR/the new girls tits hanging out of her wonderfully low cut top that was sreaming at the seam trying to hold them in and the tent that i pitched in the middle of a meeting because of it, the wierd noises that came from the bathroom and … wait what was i talking about, bananas?

By: 85

85 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:27:28 +0000

@ BDo: My bad, guy. Only that first part was directed toward you. The rest was apparently an airball of an attempt to make yet another joke about Ape being fired.

Yeah, around U.S. Open time everywhere suddenly had a VIP section. Funny how that works, and even funnier are some of the assholes who make it in.

By: Jay

Jay — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:18:12 +0000

I’ve tried to read this out loud about eight times but I still can’t get past “I no furr of smirre light now” without laughing

By: spongeworthy

spongeworthy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:44:08 +0000

You arr furr of sclapper!

By: BDo

BDo — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 20:15:27 +0000

@85

Ya it was around the US Open time when they had that barge people were trying to land a ball on… an area was line off… Comin at me like i don’t know my shit…psh

Im sorry, I wasn’t a hot chick or an accountant with a fatass in plaid pants so it was VIP when compared to my ass

By: 85

85 — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:57:25 +0000

@BDo: There’s a VIP section at Bar Louie? Huh.

This is just awesome. If only the world knew the brilliant mind behind such work. Surely praise would be heaped upon its author and he would be promoted to more prestigious and higher-paying positions within his profession.

What?

By: Devine

Devine — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:39:47 +0000

Absolutely brilliant, Ape. Any thought to adding a “what got me fired” tag? I think it’d suit the Hines posts quite nicely.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:34:23 +0000

@devang:

That was awful…ly fuckin’ hilarious. So happy no one can hear me laughing from my basement office.

/where my led staprel?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:20:06 +0000

I am typing this from H.R.

Good, it should make learning about your severance pay a little easier.