Comments on: I Can’t Decide Whether To Vote For Dat Skinny Black Kid Or Dat Scary-Looking White Dude

By: Jess

Jess — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 01:00:13 +0000

@paddy:Ditto.

For the record, we’re not all fat, disgusting slobs. I say this, mind you, living a mere block from Primanti Brothers, and the drunk’s paradise that is East Carson St.

Besides, they’re wayyyyy fatter in Philly. Butterscotch Krimpets and Lorenzo’s anyone?

/goes back to drinking Augistiner & watching the Pirates lose.

By: Gigs

Gigs — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:32:07 +0000

Not your best. Lousy phonetic spellings of the Pittsburgh-ese. Plus you lose it early when you say “I never hoid …” That’s straight out of New Jersey, or some such armpit. Plus we’re nice people anyway. Making fun of Mass-holes is much better.

By: nashville steeler fan

nashville steeler fan — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:41:29 +0000

the bigger problem is..no really good iron city house rocker songs on I-tunes

By: H.C. Prick

H.C. Prick — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:32:25 +0000

This was a most fine parody of the bourgeoisie. You have captured their dialect, eating habits, and stupidity in one mighty fine instance of observational humour. That being said, If I ever see you “Mr. Daddy Drew” I will destroy your carotid artery in a manner that Mr. Berkman only dreamed of.
P.s. Mr. Ape shall join my list of “roustabouts” for his contribution to this blasphemy.

By: thank you

thank you — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:03:52 +0000

thank you!

By: Leigh

Leigh — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:56:17 +0000

I guess the “cowritten by Xmas Ape” tag means “People in Pennsylvania will not kill Big Daddy Drew the next time he comes here because a Steelers fan approved this post.”

By: pistolabus

pistolabus — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 20:00:27 +0000

@ BS – eat your words cockbag, the eagles will support whoever they want to. im thinkin mike gravel

By: Joey D

Joey D — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:50:04 +0000

“I’ve never hoid a blackie talk like that…”

Since when did Yinzers start talking like Johnny Knuckles from 1940s detective movies?

By: FFJewbacca

FFJewbacca — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:49:48 +0000

As someone married to a woman from Picksburgh I would like to take offense to this portrayal of ‘Burghers.

But you pretty much nailed it. ‘N ‘at.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:46:16 +0000

As a Yinzer stuck in Alabama, central PA is positively cosmopolitan by comparison to this joint.

/fantasizes about a chipped ham samich