Comments on: Forecast for Dallas: rain

By: Da Church of Da Coach

Da Church of Da Coach — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:39:33 +0000

Ah yes, I see Jerry’s commitment to making Dallas “America’s (Most Wanted) Team” knows no bounds. The best I can hope for is that T.O. gets caught in the crossfire when Pacman is gunned down. Maybe Romo too because I’d love to comfort Jessica … And by “comfort” I mean “totally bang”.

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:50:04 +0000

Re: 2,159 strip clubs in Dallas/Fort Worth…

before Pacman arrives that’s about 1 strip club per 3,000 residents. Not a good ratio for when the shooting starts. Jerry must mind the strip club gap.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:26:13 +0000

@Jim Rockford: Shannen Doherty, Joan Collins and The Love Boat all in one comment? Holy shit, that is a new achievement in Gay.

By: Hail To The Deadskins

Hail To The Deadskins — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:07:44 +0000

Elvis? Ferotte? Pshaw.

Give me Spergon Wynn.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:03:53 +0000

If Sage is off the staff, Gus Frerotte is the likely replacement. Just keep him away from the semi-padded wall in the endzone. I’d also recommend interviewing Bill Gramatica for the position…I hear he’s excitable.

Can we get a Tank and Pac post where they are playing Chest Rockwell and Brock Landers?

Nobody fucks with Tank and Pac!

/shadow punches Luis Guzman in the face

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:25:34 +0000

As a Dallas resident, I know I’ll be adding an extra deadbolt to each of my doors.

Can’t wait for the local news reports on the spike in Dallas strippers enrolling in self defense courses.

By: BigDumbJack

BigDumbJack — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:02:23 +0000

YeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaa! I’m fuckin’ crazy as shit!

By: Surtt

Surtt — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:34:08 +0000

I think JJ has been possessed by the ghost of Al Davis. Al died a couple of years ago, right?

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:52:35 +0000

Pandering? Nah, I’m pretty sure it’s just a known fact that Stevens is a pretentious sack of crap whose stuff is a lame derivative of Stevie Winwood at best and straight-up unbearable at worst. Sorry to those of you who like him. You can still come to my party next weekend, but stay the fuck away from the iTunes.

By: Hit Dog

Hit Dog — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:52:28 +0000

Oh yeah, Pac and Tank will make for lots of Funfire(C), Mannysheadstash).

Sage Rosenfels is off KSK staff? Never seemed to be contributing much. For his replacement, I’d recommend a QB who isn’t doing anything and didn’t do much his whole career: Mr. Elvis Grbac.