Comments on: Fictional Cheerleader Biography: Shannon

By: Barney

Barney — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:11:00 +0000

I am weeping. Oh shit my sides hurt. Eudora Welty? OMFG. Hell with the “golf clap” - I say standing O.

- B

greebs — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:59:00 +0000

Not only do I love the whole post, but this specific picture — which I posted on my blog back when it was on SI.

She pretty.

DougOLis — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:18:00 +0000

Shannon looks like she’s got a bit of a belly.

1972DavidBowieFromTheZiggyStardustTour — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:27:00 +0000

Hot suff, comin’ through! (NSFW)

smurphette — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:22:00 +0000

Bravo, flub.

StuScottBooyahs — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:58:00 +0000

she looks good for dead

Ben — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:53:00 +0000

(Dammit, BDD, I was totally gonna say that!)

This is why I like KSK; just like Bill Hicks was “Noam Chomsky with dick jokes,” this site is “Eudora Welty with dick jokes.” Or something.

James — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 20:12:00 +0000

this is literally the greatest cheerleader bio ever

naptown drew — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:33:00 +0000

This might be a little off-topic, but I haven’t noticed anyone else mention it:

I don’t like to be teased with the hope of reading some Sage Rosenfels prose only for it not to be delivered.

Big Daddy Drew — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:05:00 +0000

/hears loud burp

Coming, Eudora!!!