Since we’re getting paid for our dick joke slingery, I thought I’d join the Maj and Ufford in coming out from the shelter of complete anonymity. So, yeah, it kind of sucks out here. Anyway, I’m this guy and I work for this dying medium. I excel at writing about racist shoes and lost dogs. Isn’t that special?
The above picture (at least the part not obscured by the fucking photog’s thumb) was taken of the day of Super Bowl XL. It was about 6 hours to kick off and I was in fine fettle. In others words, totally fucking hammered. At least the parrot wasn’t making obscene gestures at me.
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How did it cost to start up this blog…I want to start my own.
yep, and your dip shit ass got fired too!
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW!
:lol:
Idiot.
Here’s what I don’t get: Who gives a flying hoot whom this Ape dude works for? This is a sports site. Ape was a low-level bureau flunky at a major newspaper. Why out yourself here? What’s the value of what you did at the Post to this site? Nothing. Will you now post some dick shots on your Facebook page? Cuz that’s what you are, dude: one little dick for the world to see.
I’m pretty skeptical about the pay claim myself, unless this site is indeed facing a very steep upgrade and or takeover. Oh and advertising, somewhere, anywhere. … – Temple
“Think this blog will pay your bills?”
You must not know much about how little journalism jobs pay. Plus you’re an angry dick. Go fuck yourself, turdbreath.
but whose gonna write about racist shoes now?
It’s your blog. Way to go, dumbass. You’ll never get another job from a media organization, particularly not from one that just won six Pulitzers.
Think this blog will pay your bills?
News about Ape:
http://www.ktvb.com/news/localnews/stories/ktvbn-jan2508-sexual_assault.5a4992e8.html
Will there definitely be a post letting us know which way WaPo is going to go with your employment?
pretty please…
I am so adding you on facebook LOLZ!!
@ xmas ape:
That’s probably the least surprising news of the year. I wonder if he and SAS exchange tips on how to file a story via Blackberry the fastest. And I wonder if any of those tips could be applied to my Sidekick. That is, if I had some fancy dying medium job.
Did you intern at baltimoresun.com in ‘04?
Was your name Scott Templeton?
Speaking of which, a couple weeks back, I believe we had an argument about the believability of the Wire’s newspaper scenes, Ape. Uh. I’ll shut up now.
Why does BDD have such a high digit number on his jersey?
Both younger and nerdier than I had expected. Hmm.
Did you intern at baltimoresun.com in ’04? If not, you look like some dude I interned with then.
Oh btw, Albertans say fuck you to properly conjugated and fully structured french sentences
I thought for sure Ape would “stumble into the light” with a [door flies open] and a “you bettah asssk somebodaaayyyyyyyyyy”
This is the first time I have ever commented during the years reading this site but I thought now would be appropriate.
If you are getting paid to do this gig and you have a better medium to work from, would’nt it be more effective to expand your staff and include CFL material too. I live in Canada and have never watched an NFL game not played by the Jets or Bills (avec Monsieur Flutie, jamais sans!), but I still enjoy the site’s humour and discourse. It would expand ad revenue and readership to a wider audience in the north.
I will regress into my igloo now..
I just hope Ape isn’t fired before he publishes his next article, “Play Enjoyed By All.”
El Duke:
Tony doesn’t show up at the office too often.
I read about the racist shoes, but the lack of swearing and gay jokes threw me for a loop. I knew it was Ape, but it wasn’t! It’s like the first time you listen to “Nashville Skyline” and think, “I know it’s Dylan, but it sure as shit doesn’t sound like him.”
Screw the countdown to ape getting fired, I want the coutdown until the awkward run-in with Tony Kornheiser in the hallway.
Oh and your banner is still corrupt with that giant bobbing head appearing after 60 seconds or so.
Aren’t you glad Steely wasn’t around yet during Super Bowl XL? You don’t want a drunken picture with him and a “Man, I don’t even remember this…” caption.
So now you’ve sold out to the man and folks are coming out of the closet. Next, you’re gonna tell me that BDD is going to be featured on Page 2 alongside his buddy Bill S.
Tell me it ain’t so!!!!!!!!!
Bang up job on the New Year’s baby story!
If a Seahawks fan walked into that scene, only Sterling would be able to stop the fight that would otherwise surely ensue…
Wait. The Washington Post lets you file stories from your mom’s basement?
Just don’t tell me Flubby has actually been Falco this whole time. I don’t think I could handle that.
That AND wearing a smirre jersey. Jesus.
You’re welcome for Tomlin, by the way, you steel town metal benders.
I’m glad to know you’re working for the WaPo.
Yet I’m saddened to know that a popular chicken eatery has burned down.
Truly, it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
Nothing you could admit to is worse than being a Steeler fan anyway.
I’m guessing the parrot’s jersey number was inspired by a certain Price Is Right game….
Tommy Tutone has his own parrot mascot?
Pletty smirre!
Whatever that parrot felt in your back pocket obviously scared the shit out of him.
The new site should have spelling or grammar check for retards like me.
so is there some kind of official countdown till wapo drops the axe? can we start a pool?
If you’re coming out of the closet, with jerseyed furries is he way to do it.
You guys are getting paid now?
Wait, you have pants? I was told otherwise.
DIRTY ROTTEN CHEATER!
-Jean Grey
You’re just following The Big Lead’s lead.
Fear the BeeDog
Holy fucking shit. Ape came out of the blogger closet.
(Obligatory, poorly-constructed gay reference)