Drop that cruller, fatty!Mike Vick’s Doggie Crunch-O’s have arrived
I miss Mike Vick. Sure he killed some dogs, but, dammit, he made last year’s off-season slightly less miserable. This year we have nothing. Well, nothing except mocking Pats’ fans and the occasional comic relief from YouTube.
Maybe I’m over-analyzing this video, but marketing a weed-based breakfast cereal seems counterintuitive since stoners sleep past noon and tend to skip breakfast. Still, it’s not difficult to imagine Mike Vick getting high and staring into his Alpha-Bits looking for a message telling him how he’s going to get out of the mess that his life has become.
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April 2nd, 2008 at 8:39 am
Since when is cereal only appropriate for breakfast?
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:48 am
Do you have to be high to see any resemblance between this guy and Ookie?
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:50 am
Bad dawg.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:01 am
Does he at least have the good sense to call them “Weedies”?
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 am
I go coocoo for coco puff all the time, not just in the morning.
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
I got so high, I sat on the TV to watch the COUCH!
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 am
OT, but these fucking NFL Nutri/System ads are begging for the KSK treatment.
If I have to see the one with Jillian Barberie one more time, I’m taking hostages.
Does anyone find that skank attractive? She looks like she smells of Pall Malls and Valtrex.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:01 am
wake and crunch?
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:09 am
wake and crunch?
Wake and Flake.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 am
jesus christ, how long has a distorted head been periodically emerging from your banner? I just saw that shit and thought I was cheesing.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 am
@josh
You do see, distant and preoccupied. What would your reaction be if I showed you a tiger from the zoo?
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:28 am
I am cheesing my f’ning balls off right now.
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
re cheesing. so many of my friends did not think that episode was funny at all, and then i told them it made much more sense if you had seen the movie heavy metal. i was then subjected to endless questioning as to why i had seen heavy metal
April 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 am
@pemulis - because it’s awesome.
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
@Pemulis, the only other friend I know who thinks that episode is hysterical has not seen Heavy Metal, but thinks its’ all one big Eliot Spitzer gag because of the one scene where Gerald Broflovski has to apologize for cheesing, despite leading the campaign against it.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:03 pm
It makes much more sense if you’ve seen Heavy Metal….like the line about “you never get a good look at her boobs anyway.” Great stuff.
Also, this makes me think about Jack in the Box’s new commercial for breakfast all day. Its so clearly aimed at stoners, its unbelievable. They use the term “college students”, but we know what they really mean.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Wait, some people haven’t seen Heavy Metal? I saw it when I was 14 and I was a fucking Mormon.
April 2nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
@john john
because of the one scene where Gerald Broflovski has to apologize for cheesing
When discussing or commenting on the show, do you typically refer to him as “Gerald Boflovski,” rather than as “Kyle’s Dad”?
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Does Armani make an orange jumpsuit?
A blunt in every box? Now that’s what I call converging markets. Smoke the blunt. Eat the cereal. Watch the couch. Sleep. Repeat.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
You ever see a dog fight? You ever see a dog fight on weed?