Comments on: Captain Caveman’s NFL Dream Diary: Shaun Alexander at Disney World?

By: Harry Knutts

Harry Knutts — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:01:15 +0000

Two yards shy of a first down marker? Well, yeah, and standing out of bounds two yards shy of the marker, and of course untouched with no grass stains.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:58:44 +0000

I’m sure Matt pounded his chest and gave the peace sign to the waiting camera Sammy Sosa style after the wreck.

“Beisbol been berry berry good to me.” Or some shit like that.

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:26:20 +0000

or Strzelczyk even. Yeah, I had to look it up. No wonder the guy went over the edge, having to spell that fuckin’ name is whole life.

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:24:53 +0000

This makes complete sense if Justin Strzwlczyk is driving the semi. If he’s behind the wheel then this entire dream is very believable. Especially the part about jerking off to the Little Mermaid and wanting to crush Cinderella.

By: MRubio52

MRubio52 — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:40:22 +0000

So wait, where’s the part where you point to the heavens and thank Jesus?

Or is that only in Madden?

By: Alan

Alan — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:38:11 +0000

Violence + getting cap space = yesyesyes

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:21:38 +0000

In your dream Matt, was Tim Ruskell driving the semi?

By: Leaking Geek

Leaking Geek — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:04:14 +0000

Appearing at Disney, in the back of a car with Minnie riding shotgun…and no SB ring to give him a pass?

His descent into irrelevance is now complete.

By: Drave

Drave — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:54:22 +0000

“waiting for him to die”… “2 yards short”… brilliant.
And kudos to whowillsexmutombo – who hasn’t had the Daryl Hannah/Splash/Handjob dream?

By: JAMMQ

JAMMQ — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:46:36 +0000

Exhibit # 8,416 why not enough is being done to treat PTSD in our armed forces veterans.