Construda Regional Final: No. 1 Viking vs. No. 6 Chief. WHO YA GOT?
The Chief has already withstood one battle against a band of seafaring marauders in addition to the anguish of killing one of his own. Now, it’s back to the seafaring marauders, just this time they don’t have guns. Apparently you voters have taken an about-face on the top seeds and Chief is the biggest underdog going into the round. Who advances to meet the TIGAH!?
Viking
Pro:
-In pairs, have amusing viral videos.
-Makes a nice refrigerator
-Again, probably named Leif
-Ragnarök an effective spell in Final Fantasy III
Con:
-Is Ralph Wiggum in Dreamland
-Just signed Gus Frerrote (Again!)
-Thor movie will probably suck
-Beloved by Drew
-Inspired the Nazis (probably all that blond hair)
-Rare breed of extinct white people
Chief
Pro:
-Leader
-Cigar store Indian very imposing
-slang for smoking weed
-Would like to clear up the myths about this scalping business
-Headdress distractingly flamboyant
Con:
-Leader of side that lost
-Defined by job title
-Can be used as patronizing term of affection
-Old
-Rain Dance of little use in this case
-Possibly named Chief-Loses-To-Viking
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April 3rd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
The Viking is represented here by a French cartoon character named Asterix. Let me repeat: (1) French origin, (2) kiddie cartoon, (3) the symbol used to denote suspicion.
The Chief, meanwhile, is represented by malt liquor and a Professor Longhair video that manages to give you a contact high even when seen over the internet.
I rest my case.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Otto -
Don’t forget, if Asterix is there, Obelix can’t be far behind. Deal with THAT, chiefs.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:43 pm
I don’t think there are enough nerds/asian teenagers to understand that Ragnarok joke, the exception being me of course.
April 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Under the Chief’s weaknesses, you forgot:
- is deceptively difficult to spell
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:05 pm
History shows that the Vikings could not conquer the Native Americans. Now the Tuscaloosa Alcoholism Genes or the Ft. Wayne Small Pox Blankets might stand a chance.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I know this is a mascot Kill Kill Kill tourney, but I just don’t feel good about having teams quarterbacked by Brodie Croyle and Tarvaris Jackson and coached by Herm Edwards and that child molester guy in the final four of anything.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Vikings should be the call here.
Chiefs lost to the white man.
Vikings are white men.
Ergo, Vikings > Chiefs.
But then again, the Chiefs have won a Super Bowl and the Vikings are still 0-4.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
But then again, the Chiefs have won a Super Bowl and the Vikings are still 0-4.
Now, that’s just cruel.
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Now, that’s just cruel.
But true. Great White Father Hank Stram approves!
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
“Let’s matriculate the ball down the field.”
Chief +1
April 3rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
and the chiefs’ win was over the vikings
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
The tomahawk is just a smaller not as deadly form of a Axe.
Gotta go with the Vikes
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Wasn’t Ragnorak the esper and the sword, and Ultima the spell? Pretty sure it was. That’s better, anyway.
Unless Chief can cast Life 3… then Viking’s fucked.
Chief should win. I don’t want the Viking name winning some online vote and pushing back the day when they officially become the Purples Jebuses.
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Chief is about the only patronising term of affection known in New Zealand.
As soon as you hit customs in NZ you will start to hear it.
That pissed me off. Go the Vike!
April 3rd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
You’ve got a lot of gaul, calling Asterix a viking.
/I’ll show myself out
April 3rd, 2008 at 10:28 pm
@futuremrs
they also forgot
“inability to handle the firewater”
this is no problem for the Viking
/Viking in a landslide
April 4th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Sage Rosenfels is now part of KSK?