Comments on: Better Know a Draft Pick: Chris Long

By: robbie

robbie — Sat, 17 May 2008 03:40:09 +0000

chris..nice try..u did not nail or bang terri hatcher on the set of the radio shack commercials…btw…how is that kickstand of yours? careful of where u put ur dna…
robbie
ivy, va 22945

By: 2Wahoo

2Wahoo — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:49:13 +0000

Yes! Finally, the C-Long BKADP I’ve been waiting for. Love the journoporn reference. 10 bucks says he becomes Peter King’s next object of affection.

My only complaint is: What? No “Firestorm” reference?

By: Tom Brady's Man Chowder

Tom Brady's Man Chowder — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:59:57 +0000

Dude obviously has been taking HGH since he was 11. You gonna tell me Howie’s got a pile of that shit in his bathroom and he’s not feeding it to little Chrissie?

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:23:12 +0000

Hey look, it’s UVA’s once-a-decade impact grad

Clearly someone took a hit from the crack pipe this morning.

Tiki & Ronde Barber
Heath Miller
D’Brickashaw Ferguson
Patrick Kerney
James Farrior
Thomas Jones
Chris Canty

Just to name a few. And yes, we are all better than the rest of you. Wahoo Wah!

By: mini dagger

mini dagger — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:22:25 +0000

pros: explosiveness at point of attack

cons: wears shirt and tie to games

By: gesture

gesture — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 01:13:13 +0000

Heath Miller anyone?

By: smurphette

smurphette — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:50:05 +0000

His life has always been, and will always be, better than yours. You know it, he knows it, and your mother knows it.

Yeah, that sounds about right. But that’s half the guys you meet at UVA; at least he’s going to play on Sundays and has a halfway legitimate reason to be cocky.

By: FaCubeItches

FaCubeItches — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:01:24 +0000

@ Grimey: Yeah, Heaven’s Prisoners killed ol’ Teri’s career for quite a long while. Rare that a nude scene does that for an actress

By: J

Thu, 17 Apr 2008 21:00:52 +0000

as always glad to see you guys using your rationed 40 seconds of internet for the betterment of humanity

/awesome

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 20:53:00 +0000

@ Grimey – sooooo true!

Also, Teri Hatcher and Sarah Jessica Parker tie for “Scariest Looking Woman in HD”.