Yapcunt Regional: No. 3 Texan vs. No. 6 Brown. WHO YA GOT?
The specific and the abstract stare each other down, with former Cleveland Browns and Cincinnati Bengal head coach and stadium namesake Paul Brown taking on a Texan, circa 1836-1845, when it was still a rugged frontier rather than a sprawling wasteland of high school football obsessed fat people.
Poll is on the sidebar to the right. Voting is open through the end of the day. Voting is closed. Paul Brown won with slightly over 50 percent of the vote, by a total margin of 12 votes, 718-706.
Paul Brown_________Texan
Preferred game
Football_______Hold ‘em
Has one
Life to live, which he already lived______Star on annoyingly omnipresent flag
Produced
Three NFL Championships_____Steers, queers
Interesting connections
Fired by Art Modell______Done by Debby
Sadly associated with
Unholy triumvirate: Browns, Bengals AND Ohio State___Texas, and extension, Mexico
Unfortunately sired
Mike Brown______LBJ, George W. Bush
Finishing move
Cursing Cleveland sports for eternity____Form a really fat militia
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March 20th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I’m voting for the Texans because Stone Cold said so !
March 20th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
W was born in Connecticut.
March 20th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Is anyone else picturing Brown getting a Stunner?
March 20th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
done by Debby = insta-win!
March 20th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
paul brown 3:16 says both my teams suck hard
March 20th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
OH HELL YEAH!!!!!!
March 20th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Paul Brown wants you to get off his fucking lawn.
March 20th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
As Dubya’s taught us, Texans tend to run away from the real fighting and stay at home to defend their state from, uh, Oklahoma.
I’m going with the Cleveland Steamer.
March 20th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
So Punter accounts for 2/3 of the unholy triumvirate. Is that why he’s so angry? I’m torn becaus my hatred for Texas and Ohio State is equally profound.
March 20th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
I think this is going to be another landslide. (What!?) I said I think this is going to be another landslide. (What!?) I mean Texas has all the keys to victory, (what!?) more great people come from Texas, (what!?) like ol’ Stone Cold (what!?), the Undertaker (what!?), umm, well that’s about it, but that’s all you need, and that’s the bottom line because…well you get the rest.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Texan has rifle, Brown has clipboard.
Texan wins.
March 20th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
wow this is a close one. i voted brown, because i do hate the star on that stupid flag.
and lbj
March 20th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Back in Paul Brown’s day, real men wore shirts, not jewelry. They also didn’t wax their arms and chest, and could wrestle bears.
I refuse to believe that the man that fathered two NFL franchises would lose to a hairless, oiled up gimp. Stone Cold didn’t even drink all those budweisers he cracked open, he just poured them all over himself like a booze-wasting muppet.
/homerism
March 20th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I am voting for Paul Brown because he is like a real NFL player. Fathering 2 children with 2 diferent women (cities). The man spreads his seed! GO PAUL BROWN!
March 20th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
You hate long blow jobs? Oh what are we talking about again?
March 21st, 2008 at 1:29 am
Texan is likely an illegal immigrant. I’m saying that DQs him from the tournament.
March 21st, 2008 at 1:47 am
683 to 678! best vote ever…
March 21st, 2008 at 6:36 am
Hell yes, James. What was the spread on this one?
March 21st, 2008 at 8:15 am
That’s your March madness right there. 706-718, go Brown(s)!