This matchup might appear to be one-sided on paper: Brobdingnagian versus lowly abattoir wage slave. But before you jump to any rash conclusions, remember Andre was only slightly larger than your average steer. Plus, they know how to get rid of the bodies. Incidentally, this bracket is only more fucked up than my NCAA one (thanks, Temple and Georgia).

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Contestant

Packer ______ Giant

Slogan

Beef: it’s what’s for dinner ___________ OBEY

Distinction that sounds less cool the more you think about it

Feeds nation that consumes 28 billion lbs of meat a year __France’s best-known athlete

Unlikely ally

Upton Sinclair _____ The Million Dollar Man

Unintended legacy

Trite, yet enduring, “meat packing” double entendres __ Gheorge Muresan made a movie

Occupational hazard

Squalid working conditions amid tons of diseased carcasses ___ ditto

Finishing move and notable copier of said move

Captive bolt gun to skull (Anton Chigurh) __ Massive heart attack (Ken Lay)