Yapcunt Regional: No. 2 Giant vs. No. 7 PackerTALE O’ THE TAPE
This matchup might appear to be one-sided on paper: Brobdingnagian versus lowly abattoir wage slave. But before you jump to any rash conclusions, remember Andre was only slightly larger than your average steer. Plus, they know how to get rid of the bodies. Incidentally, this bracket is only more fucked up than my NCAA one (thanks, Temple and Georgia).
Poll is on the sidebar to the right. Voting is open until the end of today.
Packer ______ Giant
Slogan
Beef: it’s what’s for dinner ___________ OBEY
Distinction that sounds less cool the more you think about it
Feeds nation that consumes 28 billion lbs of meat a year __France’s best-known athlete
Unlikely ally
Upton Sinclair _____ The Million Dollar Man
Unintended legacy
Trite, yet enduring, “meat packing” double entendres __ Gheorge Muresan made a movie
Occupational hazard
Squalid working conditions amid tons of diseased carcasses ___ ditto
Finishing move and notable copier of said move
Captive bolt gun to skull (Anton Chigurh) __ Massive heart attack (Ken Lay)
Tags: giant white people, Green Bay Packers, The KSK Real NFL Mascot Kill Kill Kill Invitational Tou
March 21st, 2008 at 8:55 am
what, no Princess Bride reference? he’s the brute squad!
March 21st, 2008 at 8:56 am
No more rhymes, I mean it!
March 21st, 2008 at 8:56 am
Andre The Giant thrashed hundreds of meat-packers during a career that spanned three decades.
Plus, I heard he once drank 1,000 beers in one day.
Can’t beat that.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:22 am
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:27 am
Much as I hate the Giants, I have to go with Fezik and Carl Brutananadilewsk.
/as you wish
March 21st, 2008 at 9:34 am
It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.
/we’re all really gay
March 21st, 2008 at 9:57 am
Anybody want a peanut?
Can we please stop now?
March 21st, 2008 at 10:05 am
If only we had a Holocaust Cloak.
I’ve got one right here
Where did you get a Holocaust Cloak?
At Miracle Max’s. It fit so well, he said I could keep it.
/I need help
March 21st, 2008 at 10:06 am
INCONCEIVABLE!
/I can’t stop
March 21st, 2008 at 10:15 am
Hmm…never seen it. But Anne Hathaway sure is hot.
March 21st, 2008 at 10:23 am
Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?
I just want you to feel you’re doing well. I hate for people to die embarrassed.
/not the real dread pirate roberts
March 21st, 2008 at 10:35 am
You just wiggled your thumb! That’s wonderful!
March 21st, 2008 at 10:40 am
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
/loves Princess Bride quotes on a football and dick joke blog
March 21st, 2008 at 10:50 am
Part of me is embarrassed for everyone. The other part of me would like to add… weren’t the costumes in Atonement spectacular? She looked like a little doll!
March 21st, 2008 at 10:52 am
I just wanna take this time to laugh at Bill Simmons for having USC in the Final Four. Everyone please enjoy. Besides that, Giant hands down.
March 21st, 2008 at 10:59 am
I just wanna take this time to laugh at Bill Simmons for having USC in the Final Four.
So did one-third of KSK, so laugh at them too.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:06 am
Then I shall enjoy the taste of all of their tears also.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:07 am
Oh and we all know it’s funnier because he chose them due to his severe case of homerism.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:11 am
DROP. YOUR. SWORD.
March 21st, 2008 at 11:11 am
@flub: Who was it? I like to be specific in my pointed laughter at the failings of others.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
With you on the NCAA bracket, flubby. Only it’s BYU and Georgia that fucked me over.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I had initially put USC in the FF because I didn’t want to go with Kansas and I’ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I pick Georgetown to win anything. But then I switched back to Kansas early yesterday.
March 21st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
And i was mocked a few days ago for making a Princess Bride comment, i hope whoever that was is loving this.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Wow … an Upton Sinclair reference. I don’t know whether to be happy or sad that I got that one.
/immunity to iocane powder