Yapcunt Regional: No. 1 TITAN vs. No. 8 SAINT - TO WHOM SHALL YOUR VOTE GO???
 |
| The conservative right is basking in this sort of religion-meets-religion matchup, as the Greeks take on the Italians, while the Germans and Irish sit around and drink beer. TO WHOM SHALL YOUR VOTE GO?
Voting is closed. The Titan won with 74 percent of the vote.
|
|
Contestants |
|
| Titan
|
|
Saint
|
|
Home Field
|
|
| Mount Othrys
|
|
Heaven
|
|
Origins
|
|
| Ancient Greek mythology
|
|
Greek Christian literature
|
|
Hobbies
|
|
| Destroying younger, sexier Olympian gods
|
|
Destroying younger, sexier altar boys
|
|
Fundamental Weakness
|
|
| Never really existed
|
|
Actually already dead
|
|
Theoretical Weakness
|
|
| Oily skin, terrible-tasting food
|
|
Over-dependence on FEMA
|
|
Finishing Move
|
|
| Slaying relatives in quest for power
|
|
Waiting for Kill Kill Kill NIT
|
Tags: MMP, The KSK Real NFL Mascot Kill Kill Kill Invitational Tou
This entry was posted
on Thursday, March 20th, 2008 at 2:07 pm and is filed under Uncategorized.
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.
You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
I went to catholic school for 9 years, I’m voting Saints.
/never an altar boy or molested
March 20th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Actually already dead
Is this the end of Zombie St. Francis of Assisi?
March 20th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Been done. Saints already won. Last I checked no one was worshiping Oceanus.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
A little David and Goliath going on maybe?
/molests Punter for Katrina joke
March 20th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Came here to say that same thing as Quiet Strength. However, I was going to refer to Hyperion.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Is the Kill Kill Kill NIT the MLB mascot tournament?
Saints could fuck up Padres, Twins … perhaps even White Stockings.
March 20th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Saints’ll fuck up everyone.
They don’t even have to hurl a Charger-like bolt of lightening…they can just intercede with God.
Saints for the win.
March 20th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Oceanus was the first one I saw on Wikipedia under “Titans.” No clue who he is. Still, I don’t think we’re going to see our first 1-8 upset.
March 20th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
< buzzkill >
The Titans were deities, right? Unless one of the NFL franchises was recently renamed after the Greek or Roman gods or was renamed the Christs, Yahwehs or Allahs, don’t the Titans pretty much win the tournament in a walk?
< /buzzkill >
March 20th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Saints are all sorts of non-violent and shit and ya know titans are titanic and shit. However, saints can come back from the dead and if that’s the case, is the fight ever really over?
March 20th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Saints can come back from the dead?
I gotta get me some of that.
March 20th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
Do the Titans have Kratos on their side?
March 20th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I went to Catholic school for 13 years. I’m voting Titans.
/former altar boy
//never molested
///but dammit, I was cute
March 21st, 2008 at 12:31 am
On one side u got the head of the Titans who was tricked into eating a rock instead of his son. on the other side theres Mother Teresa who couldnt of weighed more then 85 pounds.
I say Titans