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| The conservative right is basking in this sort of religion-meets-religion matchup, as the Greeks take on the Italians, while the Germans and Irish sit around and drink beer. TO WHOM SHALL YOUR VOTE GO?
Voting is closed. The Titan won with 74 percent of the vote.
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| Titan
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Saint
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Home Field
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| Mount Othrys
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Heaven
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Origins
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| Ancient Greek mythology
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Greek Christian literature
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Hobbies
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| Destroying younger, sexier Olympian gods
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Destroying younger, sexier altar boys
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Fundamental Weakness
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| Never really existed
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Actually already dead
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Theoretical Weakness
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| Oily skin, terrible-tasting food
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Over-dependence on FEMA
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Finishing Move
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| Slaying relatives in quest for power
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Waiting for Kill Kill Kill NIT
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On one side u got the head of the Titans who was tricked into eating a rock instead of his son. on the other side theres Mother Teresa who couldnt of weighed more then 85 pounds.
I say Titans
I went to Catholic school for 13 years. I’m voting Titans.
/former altar boy
//never molested
///but dammit, I was cute
Do the Titans have Kratos on their side?
Saints can come back from the dead?
I gotta get me some of that.
Saints are all sorts of non-violent and shit and ya know titans are titanic and shit. However, saints can come back from the dead and if that’s the case, is the fight ever really over?
< buzzkill >
The Titans were deities, right? Unless one of the NFL franchises was recently renamed after the Greek or Roman gods or was renamed the Christs, Yahwehs or Allahs, don’t the Titans pretty much win the tournament in a walk?
< /buzzkill >
Oceanus was the first one I saw on Wikipedia under “Titans.” No clue who he is. Still, I don’t think we’re going to see our first 1-8 upset.
Saints’ll fuck up everyone.
They don’t even have to hurl a Charger-like bolt of lightening…they can just intercede with God.
Saints for the win.
Is the Kill Kill Kill NIT the MLB mascot tournament?
Saints could fuck up Padres, Twins … perhaps even White Stockings.
Came here to say that same thing as Quiet Strength. However, I was going to refer to Hyperion.
A little David and Goliath going on maybe?
/molests Punter for Katrina joke
Been done. Saints already won. Last I checked no one was worshiping Oceanus.
Actually already dead
Is this the end of Zombie St. Francis of Assisi?
I went to catholic school for 9 years, I’m voting Saints.
/never an altar boy or molested