Construda Regional 2nd Round: No. 6 Chief vs. No. 7 Redskin In a Matchup of Little Consequence!
For absolutely no reason at all, we present you with the battle for supremacy amongst Native American mascots. Will it be the wisdom of the aged Chief, or the guy with a reddish hue? Only you can decide.
Competitors
Chief——————————————————Redskin
Wyandott————————————————-Patawomeck
Extends throughout his tribe——–As far as you can throw a tomahawk
Robert Parish———————————————Japazeus
Stoic leadership, rebounding————–Duplicitousness, canoe building
Working with white man—————————-Working with white man
Formation of the 500 Nations————————Fancy new toys
3 titles with the Celtics——————————Abduction of Pocahontas
Working with white man————————-Working with white man
Set-up by the FedEx guy—————-Destruction of an indigenous people
The poll is up on the top right and it will be open through the rest of the day. This should be intense!
Tags: The KSK Real NFL Mascot Kill Kill Kill Invitational Tou, this is stupid, Unsilent Majority
March 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
I like how UM works basketball into a post about football teams.
Its o.k. to vote for Redskin if you vote for Obama. Not racist.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating. Also, I’m too lazy to write a new comment:
The Chief is easily going to overpower his fellow Native American. A powerful and skilled leader of a race will always triumph over a crude stereotype. Malcolm X trumps Stepin Fetchit, Cesar Chavez beats Carlos Mencia, and any other white man beats K-Fed.
Think you can take down a chief like Sitting Bull, punk? Aw, redskin please!
March 26th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
how are chiefs gonna win? it’s a buncha old dudes who sit around and send the warriors (redskins) off to fight, would you take W over a marine?
/no homerism involved
March 26th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I see this match-up as a “proletariat v. bourgeoisie” kind of thing.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Thats great, but who r the Chefs?
March 26th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
great googley moogley
March 26th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Chiefs are the ones who rose to their position based on their skills as warriors. Redskins are the ones who let others call them racial slurs.
Who sounds tougher?
March 26th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I didn’t put that much thought into it, just voted “Chief” to spite Maj.
March 26th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
is the redskin actually an indian, or is it just a white person whose skin is painted red?
March 26th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
If I’m entering The Octagon, I want to be able to move freely. In that regard, loincloth > headdress.
March 26th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Liquor is the clear winner of this one.
March 26th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
I think anyone who votes for the Chiefs — or says anything bad about the Redskins — is dishonoring the memory of Sean Taylor.
I voted for the Chiefs.
March 26th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I was going to vote for the Redskin. Then I saw the picture of them lighting a fire on the outdoor pool table.
Savages.
My vote goes to the Chief
March 26th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
I didn’t put that much thought into it, just voted “Chief” to spite Maj.
I agree with Ufford. That and go Cowboys.
March 27th, 2008 at 8:33 am
Redskins is a rittle bit lacist but I vote skins!