Comments on: Putting One Over On Jess

By: Jeff V

Jeff V — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:34:00 +0000

May Day!

By: Miyamoto's Chin

Miyamoto's Chin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:16:00 +0000

I’m not even cautiously optimistic about Romo anymore. So far I’ve seen that he can play well in September, October and November. Until he can perform late in the season and into the playoffs, I’ll eagerly await the day the Cowboys get a new starting QB.

By: make it snow

make it snow — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:54:00 +0000

Tony Romo now leads the league in sly grins.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:50:00 +0000

Don’t worry haters. Romo will be back with more smirres and slangin’ more TDs than everyone else in the league. Just think…he’s the new gunslinger now that FAR-VE has gone out to pasture.

/fuck you Giants
/at least the Pats lost so it ain’t half bad

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:04:00 +0000

Tony: Damn, it has been awhile since I've had a good dirty fuck.

I beg to differ, Tony has fucked the Cowboy fans twice, vs. Seattle last year and vs. the Giants this year.

Good, dirty, hard and DRY fucks.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:07:00 +0000

Like Tony Romo is smart enough to answer the phone.

Hey, give the man credit. He can answer a phone, it's just that when he usually gets an important call it slips out of his hand.

/will never let him live that down

By: J

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:05:00 +0000

Is “You got Romo!” the [door flies open] for Tony Homo?

By: smurphette

smurphette — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:52:00 +0000

Not sure if I can speak for futuremrs or turleygirlie, but I definitely recognize that going to a game with a girl usually does not enhance (and often ruins) the experience. Just know that we appreciate the qualification to the word “never,” even if we only make up a tiny 1% :)

By: Kyle321N

Kyle321N — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:44:00 +0000

I agree with man bear pig. I went to the first game of the season with a girl I had been dating for 4 months who claimed to be a big time Colts fan. (It was the offseason so we didn't have the chance to watch any games together.) She laughed when I did the "Playoffs" rant with friends who were talking about Baseball playoffs coming up, so I thought it was a safe bet she was a real fan. We get to the game and the only player she knew was Peyton.

And she had a pink jersey...

/no she wasn't a blonde pop-singer

/apologizes to women who truly like football.

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:37:00 +0000

@ futuremrs, turley and smurphette:

Please understand that you three make up the limited minority ... an exception to the rule.

I've been to many a sporting event with the fairer sex, and my experience had been 99% of girls who claim to be "fans" of a certain team can't name three players on said team.

But those who do know a thing or two about sports (and yes, there are a few) are awesome.