Comments on: Putting One Over On Jess http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:00:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Jeff V http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46959 Jeff V Thu, 27 Mar 2008 13:34:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46959 May Day! May Day!

]]> By: Miyamoto's Chin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46900 Miyamoto's Chin Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:16:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46900 I'm not even cautiously optimistic about Romo anymore. So far I've seen that he can play well in September, October and November. Until he can perform late in the season and into the playoffs, I'll eagerly await the day the Cowboys get a new starting QB. I’m not even cautiously optimistic about Romo anymore. So far I’ve seen that he can play well in September, October and November. Until he can perform late in the season and into the playoffs, I’ll eagerly await the day the Cowboys get a new starting QB.

]]> By: make it snow http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46899 make it snow Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46899 Tony Romo now leads the league in sly grins. Tony Romo now leads the league in sly grins.

]]> By: Jackin'4Beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46898 Jackin'4Beats Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46898 Don't worry haters. Romo will be back with more smirres and slangin' more TDs than everyone else in the league. Just think...he's the new gunslinger now that FAR-VE has gone out to pasture.<br/><br/>/fuck you Giants<br/>/at least the Pats lost so it ain't half bad Don’t worry haters. Romo will be back with more smirres and slangin’ more TDs than everyone else in the league. Just think…he’s the new gunslinger now that FAR-VE has gone out to pasture.

/fuck you Giants
/at least the Pats lost so it ain’t half bad

]]> By: Animal Mother http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46895 Animal Mother Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:04:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46895 Tony: Damn, it has been awhile since I've had a good dirty fuck.<br/><br/>I beg to differ, Tony has fucked the Cowboy fans twice, vs. Seattle last year and vs. the Giants this year.<br/><br/>Good, dirty, hard and DRY fucks. Tony: Damn, it has been awhile since I’ve had a good dirty fuck.

I beg to differ, Tony has fucked the Cowboy fans twice, vs. Seattle last year and vs. the Giants this year.

Good, dirty, hard and DRY fucks.

]]> By: J.L. White http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46893 J.L. White Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:07:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46893 <i>Like Tony Romo is smart enough to answer the phone.</i><br/><br/>Hey, give the man credit. He can answer a phone, it's just that when he usually gets an important call it slips out of his hand.<br/><br/>/will never let him live that down Like Tony Romo is smart enough to answer the phone.

Hey, give the man credit. He can answer a phone, it’s just that when he usually gets an important call it slips out of his hand.

/will never let him live that down

]]> By: J http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46892 J Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:05:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46892 Is "You got Romo!" the [door flies open] for Tony Homo? Is “You got Romo!” the [door flies open] for Tony Homo?

]]> By: smurphette http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46889 smurphette Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:52:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46889 Not sure if I can speak for futuremrs or turleygirlie, but I definitely recognize that going to a game with a girl usually does not enhance (and often ruins) the experience. Just know that we appreciate the qualification to the word "never," even if we only make up a tiny 1% :) Not sure if I can speak for futuremrs or turleygirlie, but I definitely recognize that going to a game with a girl usually does not enhance (and often ruins) the experience. Just know that we appreciate the qualification to the word “never,” even if we only make up a tiny 1% :)

]]> By: Kyle321N http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46887 Kyle321N Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46887 I agree with man bear pig. I went to the first game of the season with a girl I had been dating for 4 months who claimed to be a big time Colts fan. (It was the offseason so we didn't have the chance to watch any games together.) She laughed when I did the "Playoffs" rant with friends who were talking about Baseball playoffs coming up, so I thought it was a safe bet she was a real fan. We get to the game and the only player she knew was Peyton. <br/><br/>And she had a pink jersey... <br/><br/>/no she wasn't a blonde pop-singer<br/><br/>/apologizes to women who truly like football. I agree with man bear pig. I went to the first game of the season with a girl I had been dating for 4 months who claimed to be a big time Colts fan. (It was the offseason so we didn’t have the chance to watch any games together.) She laughed when I did the “Playoffs” rant with friends who were talking about Baseball playoffs coming up, so I thought it was a safe bet she was a real fan. We get to the game and the only player she knew was Peyton.

And she had a pink jersey…

/no she wasn’t a blonde pop-singer

/apologizes to women who truly like football.

]]> By: Man Bear Pig http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46886 Man Bear Pig Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:37:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/putting-one-over-on-jess.html#comment-46886 @ futuremrs, turley and smurphette:<br/><br/>Please understand that you three make up the limited minority ... an exception to the rule. <br/><br/>I've been to many a sporting event with the fairer sex, and my experience had been 99% of girls who claim to be "fans" of a certain team can't name three players on said team.<br/><br/>But those who do know a thing or two about sports (and yes, there are a few) are awesome. @ futuremrs, turley and smurphette:

Please understand that you three make up the limited minority … an exception to the rule.

I’ve been to many a sporting event with the fairer sex, and my experience had been 99% of girls who claim to be “fans” of a certain team can’t name three players on said team.

But those who do know a thing or two about sports (and yes, there are a few) are awesome.

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