Michael Vick Breaks Out Of Jail, Gains 4,000 Lbs., Joins Packers
Reader Andrew T. points us to obscure second year d-lineman Alfred Malone, who recently joined the Packers. Something about Alfred looks awfully familiar. Even suspicious. As flubby noted, Alfred Malone is an even worse pseudonym than Ron Mexico. Sounds like a shotgun-toting Irish nightwatchman.
Still an improvement over Favre, though.
Tags: bet he throws a more accurate pass, michael vick, yes all black people look alike to us
March 24th, 2008 at 10:35 am
And they said “The Replacements” wasn’t a prophesy for our times.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:41 am
He looks upset.
March 24th, 2008 at 10:45 am
@ otto man:
“NOBODY CAN BEAT DALLAS WITH THESE LOSERS!”
March 24th, 2008 at 11:25 am
To the bat-cave, Ron Mexico…
BTW, I’m pretty sure he went by Robin in prison.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Put me down for a double sawbuck on the dahkie’s dog. I like the cut of his jib.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
I expect Florio to pick this up on PFT any time now. I’m sure he could do a before and after comparing Vick/Malone to Shawnroids before and after.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
that’s just Vick photoshopped into a Texan uni, right? Right!?
March 24th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Raging marijuana habit + area known for cheese and bratwurst = anything’s possible.
March 25th, 2008 at 3:28 am
I thought that was some cgi shit at first… wow.
March 25th, 2008 at 11:32 am
I was just skimming the front page and saw that picture thinking … “huh, Vick’s put on some weight.” Wow! The likeness is amazing.