Michael Vick Breaks Out Of Jail, Gains 4,000 Lbs., Joins Packers


Reader Andrew T. points us to obscure second year d-lineman Alfred Malone, who recently joined the Packers. Something about Alfred looks awfully familiar. Even suspicious. As flubby noted, Alfred Malone is an even worse pseudonym than Ron Mexico. Sounds like a shotgun-toting Irish nightwatchman.

Still an improvement over Favre, though.

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10 Responses to “Michael Vick Breaks Out Of Jail, Gains 4,000 Lbs., Joins Packers”

  1. Otto Man Says:

    And they said “The Replacements” wasn’t a prophesy for our times.

  2. Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) Says:

    He looks upset.

  3. J Says:

    @ otto man:

    “NOBODY CAN BEAT DALLAS WITH THESE LOSERS!”

  4. 18-1 Says:

    To the bat-cave, Ron Mexico…

    BTW, I’m pretty sure he went by Robin in prison.

  5. Slothrop Says:

    Put me down for a double sawbuck on the dahkie’s dog. I like the cut of his jib.

  6. brick Says:

    I expect Florio to pick this up on PFT any time now. I’m sure he could do a before and after comparing Vick/Malone to Shawnroids before and after.

  7. Les Savy Ferd Says:

    that’s just Vick photoshopped into a Texan uni, right? Right!?

  8. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    Raging marijuana habit + area known for cheese and bratwurst = anything’s possible.

  9. rar288 Says:

    I thought that was some cgi shit at first… wow.

  10. Who's Your Daddy Says:

    I was just skimming the front page and saw that picture thinking … “huh, Vick’s put on some weight.” Wow! The likeness is amazing.

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