Matt Ryan Explained
Matt Ryan, who played quarterback for the football team at Boston College, threw for scouts and coaches of professional football teams on Tuesday. He did this in hopes of being selected by one of the NFL’s teams as a professional football player. Professional football players are paid to play football, which is a much better job than being an accountant or someone that mops up shit all day.
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March 20th, 2008 at 12:45 am
jesus, thank you. i had no idea what all the fuss was about.
March 20th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Also, he’s a white dude with cornfed good looks, thus guaranteeing him more pussies than a game between the Falcons and Rams.
Better if I said a contest between the chiefs and Raiders? More topical?
March 20th, 2008 at 1:36 am
no, that was great…
March 20th, 2008 at 3:08 am
Of course, he willingly decided to attend Boston College, which means he’s not going to throw to any of them daaahkies without some incentive.
March 20th, 2008 at 7:32 am
I’m just excited because it might mean the end of the Brodie Croyle era.
Look out NFL! The Chiefs are coming to a playoff game near you in 2018!
March 20th, 2008 at 7:42 am
2018? little optimistic are we?
March 20th, 2008 at 8:18 am
That’s who it is Matt Ryan reminds me of! Brodie Croyle!
March 20th, 2008 at 8:25 am
My poop reminds me of Brodie Croyle. It sits there, floating aimlessly, doing nothing to benefit anyone, and is then spun about uncontrollably by overpowering external forces (that is, the flushing).
March 20th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Only the Chiefs would consider drafting a QB without a left hand.
March 20th, 2008 at 8:48 am
2018? little optimistic are we?
to quote the Great Prophet Schottenheimer, “There’s a gleam, gentlemen!”
March 20th, 2008 at 9:49 am
i think this is my new favorite KSK post ever. is fucking sublime.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:43 am
Dude, drafting Ryan would be a huge mistake. He has two first names! He absolutely cannot be trusted.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:51 am
@ smurphette
well who would you trust more? matt ryan with two first names or brady quinn with two last names?
March 20th, 2008 at 11:05 am
@bambi: No contest, Brady Quinn. Last names are not a problem. Plus, as a Notre Dame alum, I go with Holy Cross Bros. over the Jesuits any day.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Brodie Croyle may be a clueless loser, but his wife is hot as shit. That’s gotta count for something, right?