The Maj’s One-Word Review of Nationals Park
(Click the picture for delicious detail)Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I’ll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.
Tags: it passed with flying colors, KSK off topic, Unsilent Majority
March 31st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
You have dirt under your fingernail!
/Deadspin commenter
March 31st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
The only thing meatier than the chili dog is your pasty hand.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Stupid flash, making me look pale.
…really, I’m just light-skinned.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?
March 31st, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Half-smoke, half condiments
March 31st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Who does your nails?
Punter of flubby?
March 31st, 2008 at 4:52 pm
@ape:
It all makes sense now.
March 31st, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Did you wipe your ass with that hot dog?
March 31st, 2008 at 4:54 pm
How much was that thing? $15?
March 31st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
you ruined your weiner with that mustard all over it.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Maybe next time try the pulled pork sandwich
March 31st, 2008 at 5:01 pm
upon closer inspection, that might be cheese…
/kills self
March 31st, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Reminds me of the awesome BBQ Nachos they serve at the Ole Miss football games.
http://shawn-knight.net/photos/lsugame7.jpg
March 31st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?
Please. Have you ever been to the Varsity in Atlanta? Last time I was there, I got a hot dog with slaw, chili, cheese, and three more hot dogs on top of it.
Does that Nats dog come with references for a cardiologist?
March 31st, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Otto- The Varsity will make your shit into some foul-ass substance.
Big deal. When I go on Sunday to see Santana and Smotlz pitch I’m sitting in ALL YOU CAN EAT SEATS bitches. I win.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:25 pm
word verification: jjqnky
Ignore that first j and cut the dangly part off the q, and you have janky.
As in Janky Spanky.
Coincidence?
Probably.
March 31st, 2008 at 5:51 pm
And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I’ll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.
If that’s what you were scarfing down at the game, Maj, you should have a distressing butt-wiping anecdote any minute now.
Speaking of which, BBS, when the healthiest thing on the menu are double-grease onion rings, it’s bound to cause a crisis at the other end.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:01 pm
it passed with flying colors
Well there’s your butt-wiping anecdote right there
March 31st, 2008 at 6:14 pm
20 seconds after photo: flecks of chili, cheese and onion on back of jacket of douchebag in foreground.
Nice fucking seats, by the way. You must be really well connected.
March 31st, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I had Hard Times instead of Ben’s, since I’d rather not pay stadium prices when I only live a few blocks from the original (and because they don’t sell little cheeseburgers at the Five Guys there).
March 31st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
that is totally not good for your health!
/is talking about seeing the Nationals
March 31st, 2008 at 7:02 pm
2-0, bitch!
This is sure to continue.
Now no more baseball talk!
March 31st, 2008 at 7:05 pm
@j: Yes, all these 9th-inning rallies to beat divisional rivals are doing a real number on my cardiovascular system. I don’t know how I’ll possibly cope.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Your thumb is shaped like a pathetic dong.
March 31st, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Isn’t everyone’s thumb shaped like a pathetic dong?
March 31st, 2008 at 9:39 pm
UM - so what do they call that in France? Un chien avec le fromage?
or a fucking heart attack on a bun? Your choice.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:12 pm
was there cheese……….in………….in that danish
March 31st, 2008 at 11:00 pm
whatever happened to xmas abe? did they make the mistake of allowing a ksk insider into the fold?
April 1st, 2008 at 12:08 am
Hard Times is shit.
April 1st, 2008 at 2:11 am
@Smurphette- I too live a couple blocks from Ben’s, and I can safely say that the chili at the stadium is the exact same.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:20 am
HEY! THERE WAS THAT FUCKING LIL’ KOLBER BABY IN THE HEADER AGAIN!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:17 am
The Kolber baby pop-up always reminds me of Glen Quagmire.
“Lois! How expected!”
April 1st, 2008 at 9:55 am
@ otto man
Please. Atlanta ain’t a Southern city - it’s more like the Indianapolis of the South.
Atlanta is full of more Yankee-transplants than the entire state of Florida.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 am
@daveg: I know it’s the same, I just don’t love it enough to pay higher stadium prices for it when it’s a 10-minute walk from my house
April 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
True, turleygirlie, but the Varsity is as native Atlanta as it gets. I think Rhett Butler built it.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:54 pm
fam hingers