Kill Kill Kill: Tony Romo Runs in Vain from the Paparazzi
Two little mice, fell in a bucket of cream. The. First Mouse, quickly gave up, and drowned. The second mouse. Wouldn’t quit. He… struggled, so hard. That eventually, he churned. That cream into butter. And crawled out.
Gentlemen. As of this moment, I am dropping. That. Second mouse? Into. A tank of piranha.
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March 5th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Death by piranha? Yeah, that would suck. But for my money, the toothpick fish is the badass of the Amazon.
/Reggie Nelson
March 5th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
I call shenanigans. If cartoons (read: Itchy and Scratchy) have taught me anything, it’s that a piranha attack takes the form of a large swirling crowd of fish that strip their prey down to its skeleton in a circular motion; the skeleton then looks down at itself and shrieks. This looks nothing like that.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
That has to be the least kid-friendly Stuart Little video I’ve ever seen.
March 5th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I. Think about, you. When I, masturbate. Where. Are you, going?
March 5th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Mike Vick approves
March 5th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I’ve suddenly lost my taste for mouse.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Punctuation is perfect for Christopher Walken.
PERFECT
March 5th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Jeez, it took those lazy-ass fish long enough.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
This is like watching porn at work without the threat of getting fired.
March 5th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I always wondered what it looked like when Bill Conlin’s family descended onto a free buffett. Thanks!
March 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Wait, you cut out Walken’s scene where he danced a little jig!
March 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Quite Strength – I will now have nightmares about about the fucking fish until I die.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
The ball is now in BDD’s court.
March 5th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
The sequel to Ratatouille?
Rat. Had it. Coming?
March 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
That video reminds me of the “competitve balance” in baseball.
The piranha (Yankees/Red Sox/Mets) rip apart the mice (about 20 teams) for food (talent) and leave nothing but a carcass (shitty team) sinking to the bottom of the tank (standings).
March 5th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Best. Kill. Kill. Kill. Ever.
Polar bear vs Piranhas WHO YA GOT?
March 5th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
@winston
Stop, just stop. We’ve already determined that when the king of the sea (shark) and the king of the land (polar bear meet) the only deciding factor would be home field advantage.
Hence, no one is going to take the polar bear out on land and vice versus in the sea.
This is all of course using the “pound for pound” style of fighting. Because aint nobody doing anything to a killer whale.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
@rally
I prefer to think of the piranhas as the Giants d-line and the mouse as Tom Brady.
If only Super Bowl 42 was as gruesome. >:D
March 5th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
@wormfather
Giant squid would kick the crap out of a killer whale, even with home field/ocean advantage.
@marmatard
If you were a Pats fan, it was just as gruesome. Only they thought Brady had a chance, nobody gave the mouse a shot.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Hilarious writing, creepy video.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
/adds “crushing all that hot stewardess ass” to everyday vocabulary
Brilliant
March 5th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I…I’m surprisingly sad about that video. I’m cool with all of the other Kill Kill Kill videos because, for the most part, the other animal had the chance to escape if they were fast enough. But that little mouse? He was fucked, man. And who tapes this shit? A pox on their family.
/poxes all over his family
March 5th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
The most messed up part was seeing that poor little mouse try to get away with only 3 legs. Okay, who am I kidding? I rather enjoyed that.
March 5th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I gotta say, I was pulling for the mouse.
I think I need to spend more time in church.
March 6th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Hours later, I’m still pretty torn up about this. What the fuck has happened to me?
March 10th, 2008 at 12:18 am
fuk’d up.
Wrong wrong wrong, that is what, we have seen here…today.