Two little mice, fell in a bucket of cream. The. First Mouse, quickly gave up, and drowned. The second mouse. Wouldn’t quit. He… struggled, so hard. That eventually, he churned. That cream into butter. And crawled out.
Gentlemen. As of this moment, I am dropping. That. Second mouse? Into. A tank of piranha.
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fuk’d up.
Wrong wrong wrong, that is what, we have seen here…today.
Hours later, I’m still pretty torn up about this. What the fuck has happened to me?
I gotta say, I was pulling for the mouse.
I think I need to spend more time in church.
The most messed up part was seeing that poor little mouse try to get away with only 3 legs. Okay, who am I kidding? I rather enjoyed that.
I…I’m surprisingly sad about that video. I’m cool with all of the other Kill Kill Kill videos because, for the most part, the other animal had the chance to escape if they were fast enough. But that little mouse? He was fucked, man. And who tapes this shit? A pox on their family.
/poxes all over his family
/adds “crushing all that hot stewardess ass” to everyday vocabulary
Brilliant
Hilarious writing, creepy video.
@wormfather
Giant squid would kick the crap out of a killer whale, even with home field/ocean advantage.
@marmatard
If you were a Pats fan, it was just as gruesome. Only they thought Brady had a chance, nobody gave the mouse a shot.
@rally
I prefer to think of the piranhas as the Giants d-line and the mouse as Tom Brady.
If only Super Bowl 42 was as gruesome. >:D
@winston
Stop, just stop. We’ve already determined that when the king of the sea (shark) and the king of the land (polar bear meet) the only deciding factor would be home field advantage.
Hence, no one is going to take the polar bear out on land and vice versus in the sea.
This is all of course using the “pound for pound” style of fighting. Because aint nobody doing anything to a killer whale.
Best. Kill. Kill. Kill. Ever.
Polar bear vs Piranhas WHO YA GOT?
That video reminds me of the “competitve balance” in baseball.
The piranha (Yankees/Red Sox/Mets) rip apart the mice (about 20 teams) for food (talent) and leave nothing but a carcass (shitty team) sinking to the bottom of the tank (standings).
The sequel to Ratatouille?
Rat. Had it. Coming?
The ball is now in BDD’s court.
Quite Strength – I will now have nightmares about about the fucking fish until I die.
Wait, you cut out Walken’s scene where he danced a little jig!
I always wondered what it looked like when Bill Conlin’s family descended onto a free buffett. Thanks!
This is like watching porn at work without the threat of getting fired.
Jeez, it took those lazy-ass fish long enough.
Punctuation is perfect for Christopher Walken.
PERFECT
I’ve suddenly lost my taste for mouse.
Mike Vick approves
I. Think about, you. When I, masturbate. Where. Are you, going?
That has to be the least kid-friendly Stuart Little video I’ve ever seen.
I call shenanigans. If cartoons (read: Itchy and Scratchy) have taught me anything, it’s that a piranha attack takes the form of a large swirling crowd of fish that strip their prey down to its skeleton in a circular motion; the skeleton then looks down at itself and shrieks. This looks nothing like that.
Death by piranha? Yeah, that would suck. But for my money, the toothpick fish is the badass of the Amazon.
/Reggie Nelson