Think I’m finally getting a handle on all this grief weight. I know the founder of Popeyes isn’t coming back, but he’d want us to soldier on in his memory.

And there are really so many fast food options, for all parts of the day. Heck, Taco Bell invented a whole new meal. A fourth meal.

I’m like Prufrock — I can measure out my day in drivethroughs. But I’m thinking healthy now. Maybe I’ll use one of those fancy innernet gizmos to map out my course of eating tomorrow. This time, I might even walk it.

Let me just sign in real quick.

Hey, what’s this?

“Egg McMuffin inventor Herb Peterson dies”

Oh no.

Oh no no no.

[Eats handful of Funyuns]

Omm mom mom erm foom