Comments on: I’m Gonna Miss This Game, But I Think I’ll Miss Your Pathetic Asskissing Most Of All http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:59:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - The Bounty On Brett Favre’s Tissue Box Is Now $50 | Kissing Suzy Kolber http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-61353 EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY - The Bounty On Brett Favre’s Tissue Box Is Now $50 | Kissing Suzy Kolber Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:29:44 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-61353 [...] a shock. I’m sure he’s coming back for love of the game. THEY KEEP PULLIN’ YA BACK IN, [...] [...] a shock. I’m sure he’s coming back for love of the game. THEY KEEP PULLIN’ YA BACK IN, [...]

]]> By: Narts http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45643 Narts Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:14:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45643 Oh yeah, and Bart Starr was a <b>far</b> better quarterback than Favre. Just thought I'd put that out there... The media and Green Bay fans give him too much leash. If any other QB screwed up as often as he has in the past 10 years in the playoffs, they wouldn't have a job... Oh yeah, and Bart Starr was a far better quarterback than Favre. Just thought I’d put that out there… The media and Green Bay fans give him too much leash. If any other QB screwed up as often as he has in the past 10 years in the playoffs, they wouldn’t have a job…

]]> By: Narts http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45642 Narts Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:12:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45642 Drew just wrote this post to find a new group of fans to make fun of. Packer fans, you've just become one of the cast of characters of KSK. Good for you.<br/><br/>For God's sake, it's cold in Wisconsin, you'd think these fans would have thicker skin. Instead, someone says a discouraging word about their football lord and savior and they go all bat-shit crazy like you bent their each of their mothers over the kitchen table and went to town on her during Easter dinner.<br/><br/>He's a football player. He doesn't know you personally. You are a speck in a sea of fans. You make a speck of the money he has. Put it in perspective, you're willing to make an ass out of yourself for a man who doesn't know you exist. Drew just wrote this post to find a new group of fans to make fun of. Packer fans, you’ve just become one of the cast of characters of KSK. Good for you.

For God’s sake, it’s cold in Wisconsin, you’d think these fans would have thicker skin. Instead, someone says a discouraging word about their football lord and savior and they go all bat-shit crazy like you bent their each of their mothers over the kitchen table and went to town on her during Easter dinner.

He’s a football player. He doesn’t know you personally. You are a speck in a sea of fans. You make a speck of the money he has. Put it in perspective, you’re willing to make an ass out of yourself for a man who doesn’t know you exist.

]]> By: Barney http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45641 Barney Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45641 I'm sorry Mr. Anonymous poster, what was that you were saying? Didn't quite catch it through all that foam and spittle. Just because we gave this country two profoundly messed up and legendary serial killers and a VERY misguided Senator (I'm looking at you, ghost of Proxmire) doesn't preclude us having our share of nifty shit - like the Dells, the Mitchel Domes, some GREAT eating and drinking towns - not as great as Chi-town, but still great - some wonderful colleges and museums - and, oh, that Super Bowl Trophy, the one people like to kiss and fondle and rub up against like a dog in heat? I do believe they named it after someone who did some coaching in Wisconsin. And not Minnesota. But throw the sex our way if you must. We're pretty good at the fucking as well. See you in the fall. I’m sorry Mr. Anonymous poster, what was that you were saying? Didn’t quite catch it through all that foam and spittle. Just because we gave this country two profoundly messed up and legendary serial killers and a VERY misguided Senator (I’m looking at you, ghost of Proxmire) doesn’t preclude us having our share of nifty shit – like the Dells, the Mitchel Domes, some GREAT eating and drinking towns – not as great as Chi-town, but still great – some wonderful colleges and museums – and, oh, that Super Bowl Trophy, the one people like to kiss and fondle and rub up against like a dog in heat? I do believe they named it after someone who did some coaching in Wisconsin. And not Minnesota. But throw the sex our way if you must. We’re pretty good at the fucking as well. See you in the fall.

]]> By: WuckFisconsin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45640 WuckFisconsin Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:17:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45640 I'm not sure what's funnier. . .the fact that anyone would be stupid enough to say that Minnesotans would be jealous of anything related to the state of Wisconsin, or that anyone would actually BELIEVE that Minnesotans would be jealous of anything related to the state of Wisconsin.<br/><br/>Honestly, if you were going to give the United States an enema, Wisconsin is where you'd stick the hose. All that fucking place is known for is cheese, and they're not even the best at that any more (California cheese FTW).<br/><br/>Throw in the fact that Packer fans make Yankee and Red Sox fans sound downright humble and grounded in reality by comparison and. . .well, what I'm really trying to say is "Fuck Wisconsin, because everything about it sucks."<br/><br/>And fuck Wisconsin again. I’m not sure what’s funnier. . .the fact that anyone would be stupid enough to say that Minnesotans would be jealous of anything related to the state of Wisconsin, or that anyone would actually BELIEVE that Minnesotans would be jealous of anything related to the state of Wisconsin.

Honestly, if you were going to give the United States an enema, Wisconsin is where you’d stick the hose. All that fucking place is known for is cheese, and they’re not even the best at that any more (California cheese FTW).

Throw in the fact that Packer fans make Yankee and Red Sox fans sound downright humble and grounded in reality by comparison and. . .well, what I’m really trying to say is “Fuck Wisconsin, because everything about it sucks.”

And fuck Wisconsin again.

]]> By: Drave http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45636 Drave Sun, 09 Mar 2008 07:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45636 wow, props for mentioning the sybian wow, props for mentioning the sybian

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45592 Otto Man Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:30:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45592 Alright, Barney. If FutureMrs. can be the exception to the "Pats fans are morons" rule, then you can be the exception to "Pack fans are lactards" rule.<br/><br/>Welcome aboard. Alright, Barney. If FutureMrs. can be the exception to the “Pats fans are morons” rule, then you can be the exception to “Pack fans are lactards” rule.

Welcome aboard.

]]> By: Jez http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45586 Jez Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:53:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45586 Yeah, I'm tired of all the Favre coverage as well. Must be sad knowing that the Vikings will still lose both games to the Packers next season with or without Favre. Yeah, I’m tired of all the Favre coverage as well. Must be sad knowing that the Vikings will still lose both games to the Packers next season with or without Favre.

]]> By: Barney http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45553 Barney Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:42:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45553 Like this act is welcome anywhere - and besides, leaving didn't help Scott Joplin* so there's no hope for me. <br/><br/> 'Sides, where else am I gonna get "lil bit lacist" and Peter King on a Sybian? I picture the WIDE gauge attachments and both dials jammed to the far right and an intern to throw switches on the breaker box for special moments.<br/><br/> - Barney Dannelke<br/><br/>*almost obligatory, in the tradition of KSK, obscure literary and/or historical tertiary reference. Like this act is welcome anywhere – and besides, leaving didn’t help Scott Joplin* so there’s no hope for me.

‘Sides, where else am I gonna get “lil bit lacist” and Peter King on a Sybian? I picture the WIDE gauge attachments and both dials jammed to the far right and an intern to throw switches on the breaker box for special moments.

– Barney Dannelke

*almost obligatory, in the tradition of KSK, obscure literary and/or historical tertiary reference.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/im-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-ill.html/comment-page-1#comment-45540 Otto Man Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:22:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/i%e2%80%99m-gonna-miss-this-game-but-i-think-i%e2%80%99ll-miss-your-pathetic-asskissing-most-of-all.html#comment-45540 Seriously, Barney, you might want to take your manners and civility and character and find a new place to visit aside from this syphilitic-ridden whorehouse. Seriously, Barney, you might want to take your manners and civility and character and find a new place to visit aside from this syphilitic-ridden whorehouse.

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