Comments on: I Just Gotta Give Some Faded Veteran a Six-Year Deal. I Just Gotta!

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:47:00 +0000

I just want to watch “Honk if your horny” in peace.

By: MicroscopicElvis

MicroscopicElvis — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 17:28:00 +0000

Can I still make phone jokes?

“Gotta buy juicer! Drink juice…lose weight! Won’t get chest pains from answering the phone anymore!!!”

By: quiet strength

quiet strength — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:11:00 +0000

Eh, the disability episode is better:

“Hey Miss Doesn’t Find Me Attractive Sexually Anymore, I just tripled my productivity!”

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:42:00 +0000

“Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part
of the stuff where you said all about the … things? Uh… the things?”

By: The Lazer

The Lazer — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:39:00 +0000

Different episode, same subject:
“Homer, it’s not your cholesterol level I’m worried about. It’s your gravy level.”
“But Dr. Hibbard, you told me to drink 8 glasses of Gravy a day.”

By: Jim

Jim — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:33:00 +0000

Tell me how my stocks did yesterday.

Uh... they all won!

What about my options?

Well, you could get up or go back to sleep.

I think I'll get up.

By: Jeffrey

Jeffrey — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 13:14:00 +0000

@Ape…and arr dat wit no tarr wide leceivel!!!

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:57:00 +0000

What, a big contract to the Super Bowl winning 26-year-old QB with the NFL’s no. 2 passer rating last year? So dumb!

By: mikehasgas

mikehasgas — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 03:29:00 +0000

Fighting urge to give $102 million to Rothlisberger. Not even I’m that dumb.

By: Gern

Gern — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 01:28:00 +0000

I believe it’s “flaming meaux”, but I could be mistaken. MMmmmmmm, mistaken.