Comments on: Homerism Regional: No. 3 Falcon vs. #6 Seahawk â€“ QUIEN ES MAS MACHO?

By: 5

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 21:15:00 +0000

i’m pretty sure falcons can beat pit bulls, but not seahawks. seahawks destroy all that is before them, as does mudhoney.

i shall name this one “kenny easley”.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:31:00 +0000

http://content.ornith.cornell.edu/UEWebApp/images/brd_WLN_030904_100086_S.jpg

Seahawk = Osprey.

Osprey will fuck your shit up. Vote Seahawk or vote stupid.

\total homer post

By: ExecutedToday

ExecutedToday — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:53:00 +0000

But seriously, crappy military hardware or no, this is an easy osprey. The falcon is the airborne show dog of the inbred aristocracy. It’s like throwing a terrier in with a wolf.

By: rukrusher

rukrusher — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:50:00 +0000

I go with the Gay Jew FTW

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:47:00 +0000

They call me Homer.

By: dick_gozinia

dick_gozinia — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:41:00 +0000

This one is Seahawk all the way. Even though the military Osprey vehicle is a death trap, the pictured seahawk looks like he would enjoy fucking you up. And Mudhoney sealed it.

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:01:00 +0000

I’m sorry, but when an animal can be trained to rest on some guy’s forearm on command, and sleep whenever a small hood is placed on it’s head, then that means the Falcon is a total pussy. An osprey would rather suck out the sweet eye juices in your head than play around like that.

Yeah, I’m being a blatant homer right now, but is it my fault that there aren’t any Atlanta homers….anywhere? Even in Atlanta?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:01:00 +0000

Falcon or Seahawk? I haven’t been this torn between two nearly identical candidates since the presidential contest between John Jackson and Jack Johnson.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 17:01:00 +0000

Do the falcons/seahawks have large talons?

My swim team growing up was the Ospreys, so I’m going with them.

By: Seamus Furr

Seamus Furr — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:57:00 +0000

I never saw no seahawk play fetch for a shriveled pale nerd at Ren Faire.

Seahawk for the win.