Comments on: Hines Ward Reviews "The Fortune Cookie Chronicles"

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:48:00 +0000

The number four means nothing to me but the number four means death to Chinese.

By: drozz

drozz — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:50:00 +0000

in the spirit of our favorite oriental:

http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=excellency-seat.jpg&category=CHINGLISH&date=2007-12-31

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:08:00 +0000

@fmra: You know what they say about really funny guys . . .

/winks for unnecessary emphasis

By: Pepster

Pepster — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:13:00 +0000

Going back to the barbershop quartet episode. You know how you always have that one song that gets stuck in your head for days. For me, that song is "Baby on Board".

When in law school, while sitting at my desk waiting for my very first final, my buddy Alex looks at me right before beginning the exam and says, "Hey Pepe ... baby on board". I was humming that darn song the entire final. I still don't remember how I did on that final.

Plus, now I'll be singing all night while out drinking.

Thanks!

By: devin hester's speech coach

devin hester's speech coach — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:12:00 +0000

Wouldn’t be “clistmas ape give you a hundled smirre”?

By: the great bambi

the great bambi — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:02:00 +0000

for that comment futuremrs., christmas ape give you a hundled smirre

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:24:00 +0000

THANK YOU for finding that clip!

Smurphette, I'm sure Hines would be pleased to know that his smirre brings you such joy, regardless of what context that joy comes in.

Of course, we could always respond with an indignant, "Jeez, Ape, that's just... long."

But I'm sure he gets that enough as it is.

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:20:00 +0000

Golden, as always. I cannot get enough of that picture combined with all your talk of smirres. Does that make me a rittre lacist? I don’t care.

By: The Assman

The Assman — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:11:00 +0000

Revolution 8!

http://number8belch.ytmnd.com/

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:04:00 +0000

Guhh I’ve been all over the Internets and I can’t find the sound clip I’m looking for… but you know which one I’m talking about: that “song” Barney makes with his “Japanese conceptual artist” girlfriend in the barbershop quartet episode that’s just him burping and her saying “numbah eight” over and over.

Sorry. It’s the best I can do.