Ohhhhh right, they’re not brown.
According to Michael David Smith at the Fanhouse, the Chiefs are spearheading (arrowheading?) the NFL’s proposed ban on players wearing their hair long enough to obscure the name on the back of their jersey. What a relief, I was tired of having to ask people “Wait, is that Al Harris or AJ Hawk?”
Damn you Kansas City for pushing your Middle America customs and mores on heathen urbanites. If Troy Polamalu wants to give Larry Johnson something to grab onto when they make sweet love he attempts to tackle him, then who are we to judge?
Speaking of flowing tresses…


Thanks for posting this informative post. Never knew that opinions could be this varied. Best regards, Mamie Bousar ~ H
You gotta love a good haircut. Makes you feel clean!
/no –Golden Shower Richards, is.
“golden Richards” is the new owen Wilson movie, right?
Never knew Medusa was so sweet looking.
Or had such impressive cleavage.
We can only hope that HBO goes back to Kansas City again for this season’s Hard Knocks so that we can see Carl Pederson and Herm Edwards rail against long hair, while blissfully ignoring the fact their receiving core sucks ass for the 29th year in a row.
Bobby Sippio anyone?
she has so never known a man in the biblical sense
/is a terrible liar
Gotta love a 12 seed vs. a 13 seed in the second round! Either WK or SD is going to the Sweet 16, and that kicks ass.
/loves watching Jim Calhoun lose
Im pretty sure Al Harris is the one getting torched on every play by Plaxico Burress.
Just relocate that hair to the opposite side and obscure the name on the front of the jersey.
Johnny Unitas….Now there’s a haircut you could set yer watch to!
BUTLER BULLDOGS!
/has no other comment for post that’s not fictional cheerleader bio
I certainly wouldn’t mind holding on to some of that hair that is for sure!
what an excellent segue
As a Chiefs fan, I can say that our management did this because they had nothing more important to worry about. Certainly not anything inside the franchise. Nope.