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	<title>Comments on: The Emo Eagles Will Be Fine Without You, Randy Moss</title>
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		<title>By: Weber</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/emo-eagles-will-be-fine-without-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-45366</link>
		<dc:creator>Weber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Here&#039;s you old man, eating your bagel:  mmm, drop, roll away, BOO HOO!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here&#8217;s you old man, eating your bagel:  mmm, drop, roll away, BOO HOO!</p>
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		<title>By: Leaking Geek</title>
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		<dc:creator>Leaking Geek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 14:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;Don&#039;t be oppressed by the tyranny of round!&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Otto, keep slingin&#039; the wisdom!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be oppressed by the tyranny of round!&#8221;</i></p>
<p>Otto, keep slingin&#8217; the wisdom!</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;What&#039;s for breakfast at Cosi?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;I don&#039;t know ... Is it, um, a bagel?&quot;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;Naw, dude.  Not at Cosi.  Not a bagel, a squagel!  Square bagels, motherfucker!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&quot;Don&#039;t be oppressed by the tyranny of round!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>What&#8217;s for breakfast at Cosi?</i></p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know &#8230; Is it, um, a bagel?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Naw, dude.  Not at Cosi.  Not a bagel, a squagel!  Square bagels, motherfucker!</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be oppressed by the tyranny of round!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: T.J. Donegan</title>
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		<dc:creator>T.J. Donegan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>heartbreak, apparently.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;it&#039;s cool, Peter King will be there early.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>heartbreak, apparently.</p>
<p>it&#8217;s cool, Peter King will be there early.</p>
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		<title>By: Weber</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/03/emo-eagles-will-be-fine-without-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-45292</link>
		<dc:creator>Weber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 03:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s for breakfast at Cosi?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s for breakfast at Cosi?</p>
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		<title>By: JohnDewar</title>
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		<dc:creator>JohnDewar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 02:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Signal to Noise:  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Randy Moss laughs at the weed the Reid sons get.</description>
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<p>Randy Moss laughs at the weed the Reid sons get.</p>
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		<title>By: miamidiesel</title>
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		<dc:creator>miamidiesel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Same as it ever was. You think you have so much to offer someone - emotional support, intellectual stimulation, consideration for their needs, a big contract with lots of guaranteed money - and yet they return to easy crutch of the familiar. People can be weak. Change can be a minefield.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Holy fuck, other than the thing about the big contract, the emo Eagles fans captured this Giants&#039; fan&#039;s feelings perfectly. It&#039;s even more eerie because I&#039;m in Philly right now... goddamn bitch bartenders...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;@otto man: sage advice my friend</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Same as it ever was. You think you have so much to offer someone &#8211; emotional support, intellectual stimulation, consideration for their needs, a big contract with lots of guaranteed money &#8211; and yet they return to easy crutch of the familiar. People can be weak. Change can be a minefield.</i></p>
<p>Holy fuck, other than the thing about the big contract, the emo Eagles fans captured this Giants&#8217; fan&#8217;s feelings perfectly. It&#8217;s even more eerie because I&#8217;m in Philly right now&#8230; goddamn bitch bartenders&#8230;</p>
<p>@otto man: sage advice my friend</p>
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		<title>By: Hooks Orpik</title>
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		<dc:creator>Hooks Orpik</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Big Tex, we can call it &quot;Dying Since Birth&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Big Tex, we can call it &#8220;Dying Since Birth&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Big Tex</title>
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		<dc:creator>Big Tex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 22:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think i need to start a band with these guys.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think i need to start a band with these guys.</p>
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		<title>By: Grimey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Grimey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Randy&#039;s hair is everywhere. Screaming infidelities.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Randy&#8217;s hair is everywhere. Screaming infidelities.</p>
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