The Elite 8 of Kill Kill Killers is Revealed
We’re done with our internecine (pretentious!) fighting for now, and ready to get back to what’s important: determining the most murderous of the mascots. We’re down to the Elite Eight and have reached one overriding, indisputable conclusion: you people hate upsets. Other than the Chief in the Construda Region, there’s not anything beyond a 1 or 2 seed to be found. We take it as a compliment to our seeding abilities, but shit – let’s make this interesting.
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March 29th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Bengal tiger is a bigger cat than the Lion. I’m calling an upset there, especially since it’s a one on one fight.
March 29th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Well, the Chief could beat the Viking. There’s still hope for a colossal upset.
March 29th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
I picked the Dolphin to shock the world by beating the Bengal, but apparently my poor prognostication skills are not confined to hoops. PS Fuck Mercury Morris.
March 30th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Jet has had a easy road going up against winged fowl, now lets see how it handles the Bear.
March 30th, 2008 at 1:19 am
the jet is going to win, surprise surprise
..unless its coached by rick barnes
March 30th, 2008 at 4:55 am
Jet had the benefit of a weak division. God damned airplane vs the zoo. No chance making it to the final.
March 30th, 2008 at 10:28 am
And the Chief is this year’s cinderella story.
Hey, everything worked out great for him the last time he was the underdog.
March 30th, 2008 at 10:43 am
I just saw an impetigo Suzy Kolber bobbing hypnotically on the banner and I think I peed my pants a little bit.
March 30th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
still getting over the Falcon loss…truly thought the had it in the bag
March 31st, 2008 at 12:22 am
brackets are pretentious.
March 31st, 2008 at 10:01 am
this whole argument is shallow and pedantic
March 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am
You can’t put up something as adorable as Daniel Striped-Tiger and then expect me not to vote for it.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:14 am
Pennington vs. Grossman = dogshit
Eli vs. Young = Holy shit
Viking QB TBD vs. Chefs QB TBD = Don’t give a shit
Kitna vs. Palmer = one sided shit
Who’d a thunk it, but Eli has a legit shot at winning another championship in our lifetime.
March 31st, 2008 at 3:14 pm
this whole argument is shallow and pedantic
Yes, shallow and pedantic.