We’re done with our internecine (pretentious!) fighting for now, and ready to get back to what’s important: determining the most murderous of the mascots. We’re down to the Elite Eight and have reached one overriding, indisputable conclusion: you people hate upsets. Other than the Chief in the Construda Region, there’s not anything beyond a 1 or 2 seed to be found. We take it as a compliment to our seeding abilities, but shit – let’s make this interesting.