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	<title>Comments on: The Death Of Merton Hanks &#8211; A Kill Kill Kill Post In Two Movements</title>
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		<title>By: Jeffrey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeffrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>BATTLE!!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BATTLE!!!</p>
<p><a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM" rel="nofollow">http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM</a></p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I heard they originally wanted Cris Collingsworth to play the ostrich, but his neck was too brittle.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I heard they originally wanted Cris Collingsworth to play the ostrich, but his neck was too brittle.</p>
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		<title>By: Raskolnikov</title>
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		<dc:creator>Raskolnikov</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If that were a panther, the post would be called &quot;A celebration of Rae Carruth&#039;s Career in Two Parts&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If that were a panther, the post would be called &#8220;A celebration of Rae Carruth&#8217;s Career in Two Parts&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: futuremrsrickankiel</title>
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		<dc:creator>futuremrsrickankiel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>These clips would be way funnier is the ostrich in question was one of those prissy little ballet ostriches in Fantasia. You know, like the one the hippo tries to get with? God, Disney&#039;s fucked up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These clips would be way funnier is the ostrich in question was one of those prissy little ballet ostriches in Fantasia. You know, like the one the hippo tries to get with? God, Disney&#8217;s fucked up.</p>
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		<title>By: quiet strength</title>
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		<dc:creator>quiet strength</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Stupid bird...learn to fly and you won&#039;t get eaten by tigers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stupid bird&#8230;learn to fly and you won&#8217;t get eaten by tigers.</p>
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		<title>By: Connor</title>
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		<dc:creator>Connor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, uhm, I don&#039;t know if this has been happening for a while, but, some weird head thing just popped up on the banner. It nodded a couple times and then disappeared, but everything went blurry. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Is KSK under attack?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, uhm, I don&#8217;t know if this has been happening for a while, but, some weird head thing just popped up on the banner. It nodded a couple times and then disappeared, but everything went blurry. </p>
<p>Is KSK under attack?</p>
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		<title>By: devang</title>
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		<dc:creator>devang</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Should&#039;nt the tiger have worn a little Hitler helmet and rode around on a bike before going all tiger on Merton?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Should&#8217;nt the tiger have worn a little Hitler helmet and rode around on a bike before going all tiger on Merton?</p>
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		<title>By: My Insignificant Life</title>
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		<dc:creator>My Insignificant Life</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This was more like a cleaned up made for television kill, kill, kill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was more like a cleaned up made for television kill, kill, kill.</p>
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		<title>By: Wormfather</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wormfather</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I didnt like it very much.  &lt;i&gt;It insists upon it&#039;s self&lt;/i&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I didnt like it very much.  <i>It insists upon it&#8217;s self</i></p>
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		<title>By: lieutenant winslow</title>
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		<dc:creator>lieutenant winslow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a little from column A... a little from column B.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a little from column A&#8230; a little from column B.</p>
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