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The Death Of Merton Hanks – A Kill Kill Kill Post In Two Movements

You know, I found this one video where a group of tigers chase down an ostrich, and I quite enjoyed it.

But I felt it needed something more. Sure, I got the vicious ostrich gang tackle, but they cut out just as the feasting began! I need to see a tiger drag the ostrich away by its snapped little neck.

Oh yeah, that’ll do. Just like the song goes, “Don’t whizz on the electric fence!”

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13 Responses to “The Death Of Merton Hanks – A Kill Kill Kill Post In Two Movements”

  1. Zamboni Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 9:40 am

    Whoever edited the film on the second clip will NOT get my Oscar vote.

  2. lieutenant winslow Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 9:43 am

    “Don’t whizz on the electric fence” is a classic. but i’ve always been more of an “AIDS-burgers in paradise” kind of guy

  3. Smello Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 9:55 am

    So Winslow – does that make you a frat boy or an alcoholic chick from the south?

  4. lieutenant winslow Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 10:04 am

    a little from column A… a little from column B.

  5. Wormfather Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    Personally, I didnt like it very much. It insists upon it’s self

  6. My Insignificant Life Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    This was more like a cleaned up made for television kill, kill, kill.

  7. devang Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    Should’nt the tiger have worn a little Hitler helmet and rode around on a bike before going all tiger on Merton?

  8. Connor Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 11:49 am

    So, uhm, I don’t know if this has been happening for a while, but, some weird head thing just popped up on the banner. It nodded a couple times and then disappeared, but everything went blurry.

    Is KSK under attack?

  9. quiet strength Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Stupid bird…learn to fly and you won’t get eaten by tigers.

  10. futuremrsrickankiel Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    These clips would be way funnier is the ostrich in question was one of those prissy little ballet ostriches in Fantasia. You know, like the one the hippo tries to get with? God, Disney’s fucked up.

  11. Raskolnikov Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    If that were a panther, the post would be called “A celebration of Rae Carruth’s Career in Two Parts”.

  12. Otto Man Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    I heard they originally wanted Cris Collingsworth to play the ostrich, but his neck was too brittle.

  13. Jeffrey Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    BATTLE!!!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

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