You know, I found this one video where a group of tigers chase down an ostrich, and I quite enjoyed it.

But I felt it needed something more. Sure, I got the vicious ostrich gang tackle, but they cut out just as the feasting began! I need to see a tiger drag the ostrich away by its snapped little neck.

Oh yeah, that’ll do. Just like the song goes, “Don’t whizz on the electric fence!”